A plane carrying 3 gay couples

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A plane carrying 3 gay couples is halfway across its flightpath when suddenly the plane quickly loses speed and crashes into the ground. One person from each gay couple dies. The airline company decides to help comfort the remaining gay from each couple by letting them place their husband's ashs wherever they choose. The airline company says to the first remaining gay "Where do you want your husbands ashs to be placed?" The gay responds "I want them to be placed in the Rocky Mountains because he loved to go rock climbing." The airline company says to the second remaining gay "Where do you want your husbands ashs to be placed?" The gay responds "I want them to be placed in the ocean because he loved to go sailing." The airline company says to the final remaining gay "Where do you want your husbands ashs to be placed?" The gay responds "I want them to be placed in a bowl of chili, so he can rip my asshole out one more time!"
 
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The Raven

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oh...my...god...
 
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Halo2 Freak

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..................not bad
 

refoops

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That was very... Disturbing. And hilariouse at the same time.
 
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Link said:
The gay responds "I want them to be placed in a bowl of chili, so he can rip my asshole out one more time!"
????wtf????
 

canadianbacon58

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"them" refers back to the ashes (plural) of his husband.
 
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Grimgravy

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lol thats a good one
 
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Ahahahaha, I am chud and I approve of this thread
 
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Wooooooow.....
I think we all knew something to that effect was coming, but not that extreme.


Good job.
 
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Slothman

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one of the few jokes that ive actually laughed at....well done
 
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twiztid one

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that was funny as hell...i was laughing for like 10 minutes