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A plane carrying 3 gay couples

Discussion in 'Jokes & Soundboards' started by Link, Sep 28, 2005.

  1. Link

    Link Guest

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    A plane carrying 3 gay couples is halfway across its flightpath when suddenly the plane quickly loses speed and crashes into the ground. One person from each gay couple dies. The airline company decides to help comfort the remaining gay from each couple by letting them place their husband's ashs wherever they choose. The airline company says to the first remaining gay "Where do you want your husbands ashs to be placed?" The gay responds "I want them to be placed in the Rocky Mountains because he loved to go rock climbing." The airline company says to the second remaining gay "Where do you want your husbands ashs to be placed?" The gay responds "I want them to be placed in the ocean because he loved to go sailing." The airline company says to the final remaining gay "Where do you want your husbands ashs to be placed?" The gay responds "I want them to be placed in a bowl of chili, so he can rip my asshole out one more time!"
     
  2. Master. kirby

    Master. kirby 3r0923ujr02

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    heh heh

    good one.
     
  3. The Raven

    The Raven Guest

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    oh...my...god...
     
  4. gabet

    gabet Member

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    Very good! :)
     
  5. Halo2 Freak

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    ..................not bad
     
  6. refoops

    refoops no direction home

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    That was very... Disturbing. And hilariouse at the same time.
     
  7. Moose_

    Moose_ Member

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    ????wtf????
     
  8. canadianbacon58

    canadianbacon58 Not actually Canadian

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    "them" refers back to the ashes (plural) of his husband.
     
  9. Knave

    Knave Member

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    That was really good.
     
  10. Grimgravy

    Grimgravy Guest

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    lol thats a good one
     
  11. RabbitAssRome

    RabbitAssRome Lulz @ your children.

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    gay people are even hornier than me!(hell that cant be right)
     
  12. Synch

    Synch Being-in-the-world, not

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    ..ncncncn.
     
  13. Chud

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    Ahahahaha, I am chud and I approve of this thread
     
  14. Liberator13

    Liberator13 Beer me

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    Wooooooow.....
    I think we all knew something to that effect was coming, but not that extreme.


    Good job.
     
  15. Slothman

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    one of the few jokes that ive actually laughed at....well done
     
  16. twiztid one

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    that was funny as hell...i was laughing for like 10 minutes
     
  17. BaxterII

    BaxterII Commence Ball Tripping

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    say NO to poo sechs
     
  18. Godlike

    Godlike I am Kaiser Soze

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    That was ok.....I guess
     
  19. dudeinanigloo

    dudeinanigloo Inventor of the High Five

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    Why? Why did you have to do that?? Ughhhh... :banghead:
     

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