A plane carrying 3 gay couples

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A plane carrying 3 gay couples is halfway across its flightpath when suddenly the plane quickly loses speed and crashes into the ground. One person from each gay couple dies. The airline company decides to help comfort the remaining gay from each couple by letting them place their husband's ashs wherever they choose. The airline company says to the first remaining gay "Where do you want your husbands ashs to be placed?" The gay responds "I want them to be placed in the Rocky Mountains because he loved to go rock climbing." The airline company says to the second remaining gay "Where do you want your husbands ashs to be placed?" The gay responds "I want them to be placed in the ocean because he loved to go sailing." The airline company says to the final remaining gay "Where do you want your husbands ashs to be placed?" The gay responds "I want them to be placed in a bowl of chili, so he can rip my asshole out one more time!"