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always a good joke

Discussion in 'Jokes & Soundboards' started by brdispatch05, Dec 11, 2006.

  1. brdispatch05

    brdispatch05 24/7 Pajama Party RSVP
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    Don't know if this has been posted, don't really fucking care. No search option, no looky :)

    This one always gets my friends, someone always laughs at this

    Three dwarves were chillin outside guinness book of world records. First dwarf gets a CRAZY idea, he says "you know what?.........I bet i have the smallest hands in the world". So he walks in there, comes out 1 hour later, and say "Oh my gosh, i actually have the smallest hands!!

    Second one says" Oh yea? Well I bet I have the smallest feet! goes in, comes out an hour later, and says "I actually have the smallest feet!"
    third one, with out hesitation says, "I bet I have the smallest penis". So he goes in, comes out five minutes later, and says "who the hell is vin diesel"?

    It makes it funny when you put your friend who is listening's name in vin diesals place.....funny:raiseeyeb
     
  2. kingofallmedia

    kingofallmedia the king...of all media

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    ahahah nice i actually laughed.....out loud (lol)
     
  3. dudeinanigloo

    dudeinanigloo Inventor of the High Five

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    It's funny because it's true.

    But seriously, good joke. :bigwink:
     
  4. Mattjam

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    He got dem handz?
     
  5. FonsecaWalls

    FonsecaWalls I came, I saw, I posted!

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    lol not bad, I'll use to it to destroy my enemies
     

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