I was going to post a YouTube about chemtrails to be funny, but they're all too long. Apparently, the new theory (*cough*) is that the chemtrails are actually aerosols, which would cause global warming.
Went to BW3s last night to watch TNF and the Bluejackets opener. I don't normally eat hot wings but they had them on special so I got 15 which was way more than I wanted. Anyways, today I'm laying down some chem-trails and smudging the toilet bowl. My rectum feels like it's gonna turn inside-out. This must be how Donger feels after sex with his GF.