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Danish airforce pays Santa for death of Rudolph.

Discussion in 'World News & Events' started by Kazimierz, Sep 30, 2005.

  1. Kazimierz

    Kazimierz Vox Vocis of Causa
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    Yep. I couldn't make that up.
     
  2. Ace Hippie

    Ace Hippie I am the law!
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    One of history's great injustices is finally addressed.
     
  3. Kazimierz

    Kazimierz Vox Vocis of Causa
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    What, the fact that it took that long for someone to reply to this gem?
     
  4. gigatonblast

    gigatonblast Usually right

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    :wtf: Since when does Santa live in Denmark ?
     
  5. Kazimierz

    Kazimierz Vox Vocis of Causa
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    He's had a summer house there since '82.
     
  6. Chewy

    Chewy C8 H10 N4 O2

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    I thought it was since '81 when he made that killing on Seal Skin Stocks.
     
  7. BlueMind

    BlueMind Moderating Hearts & Minds
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    George Bush hates Santa.
     
  8. Ace Hippie

    Ace Hippie I am the law!
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    No, that injustice was far greater ;)
     
  9. Chewy

    Chewy C8 H10 N4 O2

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    I think Santa hates George Bush ;)
     
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    Man, I thought German noise laws were strick. Good thing Santa doesn't live near where we jump.
     
  11. Kazimierz

    Kazimierz Vox Vocis of Causa
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    He had it in escrow for a while, it took him a while to get cash, and actually moved into the place in the late spring of '82.
     
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    So if Santa hates GW, and he gives him coal this year, will GW be upset?

    No, GW turns around and charges us a 50% markup on fuel cost while burning the coal to make electricity.
     
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    Or we invade the North Pole. Donald Rumsfeld says we can support that too.
     
  14. jn_powell

    jn_powell Los locos kick your ass.

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    Santa is a communist. Be good or you won't get your share comrade. The red suit, plus the child labor violations. Oh sure they call them elves, but we all know the truth.
     
  15. Easy

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    Well Santa has got some WMD. Saddam's been a really good boy in prison.
     
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