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Do you line public toilet seats with toilet paper?

Discussion in 'Everything/Nothing' started by CyborgMexican2, Sep 29, 2005.

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Do you line public toilet seats with toilet paper?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  1. CyborgMexican2

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    Do you line public toilet seats with toilet paper?
    I do. I like 4 squares per ass cheek. Must prevent my ass juice becomming contaminated with other peoples ass juice.
     
  2. Mr. Heskey

    Mr. Heskey Resident Fucktard

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    nah i don't.
     
  3. Devastation

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    That's what wiping my ass is for, as well as clearing out any shit-stains left behind after the avalanche.
     
  4. Wild Phoenix

    Wild Phoenix Frodo:The Cannibal Hobbit

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    I don't, but I do wipe the seat before I sit on it.
     
  5. Pat The Baker

    Pat The Baker Buttfuck McGee

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    My bowels shut down when I am in public.
     
  6. Lance Uppercutt

    Lance Uppercutt Well-Known Member

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    One time I took a shit on the floor of a Motel 6 bathroom. I also pissed in the ice bucket and put a roll of toilet paper in the bucket to soak up the piss. Needless to say there was no need to line the seat of the shitter.
     
  7. Link

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    Yea, I usually do. But today as I was coming home from work I had to shit so bad so I pulled over into a Sunrise, waddled into the bathroom, looked at the toliet, saw piss was all over the seat. So I grabbed some toliet paper, then it hit me. I just said "fuck...must...go...now" so I just sat down in all the piss without covering the seat.
     
  8. void

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    same here... but if its got piss and/or shit on, I just hold it in... I've become very good at it... cancer here we come
     
  9. JordanSauce

    JordanSauce Active Member

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    No, because the only time i go to the bathroom in a public place is when i can barely hold it in anymore, and by the time the stall is locked and everything there is no time for fiddlin around.
     
  10. Masta Shake

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    Congratulations, you have AIDS!

    ~MS
     
  11. GatsbyGal

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    Actually...people's hands are typically dirtier than their asscheeks.
     
  12. thesoundofmusic

    thesoundofmusic Penis Connoisseur

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    By the time I'm desperate enough to use a public bathroom, I am not going to spend the few precious seconds I have to line the seat with toilet paper.
     
  13. napolandynamite

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    Assuming your a girl, you have never seen how dirty mens bathrooms can be. Usually piss, shit, and toilet paper (often used) all over the place. It's horrifying.
     
  14. thesoundofmusic

    thesoundofmusic Penis Connoisseur

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    True, girls don't have to aim their peepee, they just sit down.
     
  15. ThaPharCyde

    ThaPharCyde Gleaming into you

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    Have never shit in public..no lie. Public bathrooms suck. But yeah I do line the urinal's in bars with tp. It's a weird thing I do. :confused:huffle: That and then I aim at the urinal cakes. Every guy does it! It's so fun! ;) *sheds a tear for women who can't play the urinal cake game*
     
  16. Link

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    Didn't you just make a post about getting laid without rubber? Please sit down. :thud:
     
  17. Wu-tang

    Wu-tang Oyame, chico.

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    I hate public bathrooms. I've never taken a dump in one either because people always piss all over the seat. I know because I do it.
     
  18. 100%pureoj

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    Thats weird my body does the same thing. I've only taken one shit at school but thats because I was sick but other than that I take shits at home. I'll be at my friends house and drive home just to take a shit cause I hate doing it other places.
     
  19. Ray

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    I just don't go for a shit in a bog. I just walk along and let it free.
     
  20. GatsbyGal

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    Yes, yes, but men's restrooms probably don't get menstrual blood in 'em, eh? That's what I thought.
     
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