Envy

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M&M's

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Has anyone seen Envy yet? I'm in the mood for a comedy this weekend and I've always enjoyed Jack Black.
 
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KinkyKlown

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I knew this movie was gonna suck when I saw the previews......but I managed to get dragged into watching it, and it was worse than I thought it was gonna be. Christopher Walken is funny, but thats about it. The movie didnt go anywhere and it wasnt funny at all. Stay away from this movie.
 

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I didnt see it but my friends did, they said they wanted their $13 back, and their 2 hours back. so im taking their word, and also ebert and ropers opinion.
 
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WhatTheFluck295

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Wasn't it obvious that this movie would suck? Jack Black makes dog shit jokes for two hours...what do people expect from an ass hat like him?
 
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dangunter69

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Tonight i went and saw the movie "Envy" starring Jack Black and Ben Stiller. I had my doubts about this movie based on it's lack of promotion for it, but i still had hopes. It was by far the WORST movie i have ever seen in my life, and i've seen a lot of movies. The only funny thing about this movie was how i got tricked into paying the $7.25 to go see it. I "Envy" all the people that didnt go see it. It was literally like they told Jack Black and Ben Stiller "ok we have no script for this movie, really, so just go make up stuff for two hours". Two hours that i'll never have back. It was just full of stupid parts that dragged on and on and on. More like "End Me" cuz i wanted to kill myself by the time it was finally over. I think this movie gave me eye cancer. My advice is if you want to see a funny movie that has Jack Black and Ben Stiller go watch the Cable Guy or Orange County. Thumbs WAY down
 

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dangunter69 said:
Tonight i went and saw the movie "Envy" starring Jack Black and Ben Stiller. I had my doubts about this movie based on it's lack of promotion for it, but i still had hopes. It was by far the WORST movie i have ever seen in my life, and i've seen a lot of movies. The only funny thing about this movie was how i got tricked into paying the $7.25 to go see it. I "Envy" all the people that didnt go see it. It was literally like they told Jack Black and Ben Stiller "ok we have no script for this movie, really, so just go make up stuff for two hours". Two hours that i'll never have back. It was just full of stupid parts that dragged on and on and on. More like "End Me" cuz i wanted to kill myself by the time it was finally over. I think this movie gave me eye cancer. My advice is if you want to see a funny movie that has Jack Black and Ben Stiller go watch the Cable Guy or Orange County. Thumbs WAY down
Really, the worse? Even worser than Cabin Fever?

Anyway, how can some of you guys say Jack Black isn't funny? Have you heard his band Tenacious D?
 
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dangunter69

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marshalldylan10 said:
Really, the worse? Even worser than Cabin Fever?

Anyway, how can some of you guys say Jack Black isn't funny? Have you heard his band Tenacious D?
I dont know, i've never seen Cabin Fever, but Tenacious D is pretty funny and so is jack black, usually. The writing in this movie just sucked.
 

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Ok, I finally got around to seeing this movie. And I don't know where to start on how horrible it was. Of the 15 people in the audience, I only heard them laugh one time when he accidently shoots the horse. You would expect a little more comedy from Ben Stiller and Jack Black, but it is no where in sight. Christopher Walken was funny I might add, but his character pretty much made no sense. Possibly the reason why he is such an underrated actor. Save yourself the time and money on seeing this movie.
 
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yo tenacious d kicks so much ass and if youve never herd of em download the songs double team, fuck her gently, inward singing and kyle quit the band and city hall man almost all the songs are great...i love jack black and im going to see envy tommorow cause i got to suppourt know what i meen.
 

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COnor said:
yo tenacious d kicks so much ass and if youve never herd of em download the songs double team, fuck her gently, inward singing and kyle quit the band and city hall man almost all the songs are great...i love jack black and im going to see envy tommorow cause i got to suppourt know what i meen.
The movie sucks ok! I when I first heard it sucked, I was like "No way man, Jack Black, these people don't know anything." Then when I did see it, I was bored to death in 30 minutes. I stayed the whole movie hoping for one bit of laughter. Nothing. Oh well, its your 8 bucks.
 
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lol my theater is so bad me and my friends were about to go see envy on a friday night and they didnt have a show goign on past 3pm so i had to go see mean girls i know im a fruit but still man lindsay lohan in so sexy and troy was like 3 hours way 2 long