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Ethan Albright Writes a Letter to John Madden

Discussion in 'Jokes & Soundboards' started by Source, Dec 11, 2006.

  1. Source

    Source Noob

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    For any of the madden nfl fans, here is a letter written by a Redskin longsnapper bashing madden over his low rating.


     
  2. idontknow

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    LOL, best Paragraph
    You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a fucking 12. I rate you a fucking 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever… except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery ass a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-dick. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom.
     
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    That was one of the most hilarious things I've ever read.

    "Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox." Lol.
     
  4. Mattjam

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    This was posted in E/N and it turned out to be a fake.
    Sorry to ruin your fun.
     
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    Of course its fake - But thank you for sharing your leet forum monitor skillz and pointing that out for me. The humor is reading it, not its authenticity.

    Topic Closed - Mattjm24 has officially ruined our fun. The end
     
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    I should be mad at you. But I love thy enemy.
     

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