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Faggot mic.

Discussion in 'Everything/Nothing' started by b0ondocksa1nts, Sep 28, 2005.

  1. b0ondocksa1nts

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    my friend bought me this microphone on ebay and i just got it and was trying it out talking to all my friends and even some from ebaums and then I put my cell phone up to the mic to play my answering machine and the mic stopped instantly after i put the cell phone near it..

    Can I get a dumbed down scientific explanation from anyone or perhaps a way to fix it?
     
  2. P15TOL

    P15TOL Guest

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    your cell phone has a magnet in it.. it did something to the mic.

    thats my only guess
     
  3. Pajman

    Pajman 1,234,567

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    You could use it as a pleasure tool since it's a faggot mic.
     
  4. BlueMind

    BlueMind Moderating Hearts & Minds
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    From my understanding of the maths, a negative times a negative makes a positive.

    Since your mic is being a fag, and being a faggot is most clearly a negative, you must find another faggot and multiply him with the mic. The results will be positive.
     
  5. eadgbe

    eadgbe It's ice cream, pervert.

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    positive results are usually good. you could try just talking without a microphone though.


    EDIT: ...pussy
     
  6. b0ondocksa1nts

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    Anyone who isn't a stupid cocksucking sack of shit?
     
  7. BlueMind

    BlueMind Moderating Hearts & Minds
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    From my understanding of the maths, a negative times a negative makes a positive.

    Since your mic is being a fag, and being a faggot is most clearly a negative, you must find another faggot and multiply him with the mic. The results will be positive.

    Hope this helps.
     
  8. b0ondocksa1nts

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    You already said that and I fucking tried it twice, neither time did it work.


    But seriously, though. Seriously, anyone? Seriously, though? Anyone? Seriously?
     
  9. Slug Moses

    Slug Moses Permium User

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    What kind of mic is it? Does it require phantom power or a battery? A cell phone shouldn't fuck up any mic. I just put my phone up to my AKG C1000 condenser mic and recorded it no problem.
     
  10. eadgbe

    eadgbe It's ice cream, pervert.

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    i think you might have the gremlins
     
  11. b0ondocksa1nts

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    Maybe that is because you own the AKG C1000 condenser mic, while in my case we are dealing with the 1 cent mic off of ebay that my friend bought.
     
  12. .LostPelican.

    .LostPelican. Toe Boof.

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    Trust me, in NO situation does two fags make a positive situation.
     
  13. Slug Moses

    Slug Moses Permium User

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    Well, I also tried with a few other mics I had, I was intrigued by your problem. I tried my cell phone on a really shitty pc mic, probably works similar to the one you have. I recorded it without problems.

    So it doesn't work at all now, but it was working just fine before the cell phone? That is really weird, man. If anything it may cause some feedback, but I didn't really get any to speak of with any mic.
     
  14. TakeAdvntgeOfMe

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    ok ok umm....know how if you put your mic next to a speaker? same result as the cell's speaker i guess...
     
  15. PsiRedEye22

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    Try unhooking your USB devices (hotplug). Sometimes I get weird problems like that too.
     
  16. ciaran

    ciaran Under Old Management

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    The same thing happened to me this morning and this helped. Thanks.

    Seriously though Boon, keep trying Blueminds idea. If it's because of the lack of another gay negative that's twarting the process, try pm'ing these people: Greg Vs Greg, Hambone or Brazman.

    All of them are super duper gay.
     
  17. camilo

    camilo <strong>Formerly cam1lo</strong>

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    well, perhaps your gayfriend can buy you another one.
    just put a magnet near to the mic. The cellphone neutralized the mic charges, the magnet will charge your mic negatively, so it will work. Seriously.
     
  18. whocares

    whocares Well-Known Member

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    O RLY?

    Lol, microphones... who needs them? We already have PhotoShop.
     
  19. camilo

    camilo <strong>Formerly cam1lo</strong>

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    msPaint > phtoshop > mic
    feel free to add something else to this list
     
  20. CowBell

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    FINE! I WILL!

    Bill Cosby > MSPaint > PhotoShop > Mic.

    And thats a wrap.
     

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