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Football PLayer with no Legs

Discussion in 'Pictures' started by mx6driven, Sep 29, 2005.

  1. mx6driven

    mx6driven Who will be the next Idol
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    At 3-feet, 112 pounds, Martin is a backup varsity noseguard and plays on the punt and kickoff coverage teams for Dayton's Colonel White High.

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    Martin was born without legs but doesn’t wear prosthetics because he has no thighs to which to affix them.

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    A senior at Dayton's Colonel White High, Martin gets around school on a wider-than-normal skateboard and hops up stairs faster than most students can walk them.

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    "I love the reaction people have when I make a tackle," says Martin, "like it’s impossible for me do it. I prove them wrong."

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    Martin can bench press 215 pounds and is considering going out for the track team as a shot putter.

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    As an eighth grader, Martin finished second in the city wrestling tournament. Here he sings "I have no legs, I have no legs... I have no legs" A reference to a Larry Clark film of "Kids"
     
  2. Brazman

    Brazman Resident Drunk

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    where's his penis?
     
  3. jmbarlow2001

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    i thought it was PSed at first... dam....that sucks but its awesome at the same time :rolleyes:
     
  4. Mr. X

    Mr. X Well-Known Member

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    He must feel left out during the game. :rolleyes:
     
  5. PaPa LaZaRoU

    PaPa LaZaRoU Get it into ya!...

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    It damn well looks PS'ed!

    Hmmm...How 'bout some links to some text to back this one up??
     
  6. Chemicalweapons

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    I have heard stories of football players who lack brains but never legs. That reminds me of the time I saw a leg less guy skateboarding down in seattle
     
  7. Ace187_13

    Ace187_13 Look what I can do...

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    Here's a link , no pics but does verify some of the info posted with the pics. Hope this helps!
     
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  8. Fibblewith

    Fibblewith Mwoopwoopwoop

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    How ironic. "Foot" ball. Tee hee.
     
  9. konstantine

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    chemicalweapons, that little doo-hickey in your sig is messed up... I sat here and worked at it for about 10 minutes.
     
  10. PaPa LaZaRoU

    PaPa LaZaRoU Get it into ya!...

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    Well fuck me with the pointy end of a Viking long-boat! :eek:

    I hope it's not in too poor taste here, to say....the kid's got balls!!!!!!!!! :confused:huffle:

    And it's all very heart-warming & stuff, but....what good is he actually on the field??? Punt returner? Er...I don't know the intracacies of gridiron from mouldy cheese, BUT - I'd have thought one of the pre-requisites to be a punt-returner would be able to RUN!...And run really FAST actually!??

    But seriously - good on him! As much as I love watching & playing sports - If I really feel that if I was in his position, I seriously think I'd be sticking to wheelchair based sports!
     
  11. MrDeliquent85

    MrDeliquent85 Free ring dings ?

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    I'd love to see him get tackled.


    Chemical, I got to level 9 ... is that the last or did I miss one.
     
  12. BiteMe

    BiteMe dickhead

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    Sport star Bobby Martin...

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  13. Yeti Patrol

    Yeti Patrol Rub my belly.
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    Wouldn't it be funny if someone kicked him instead of the football?
     
  14. rolo

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    Doesn't him not having legs fuck with the rules of football?

    I mean, when your knee touches the ground, you are down.

    This guy is exempt of a few rules.


    I'm also wondering how he keeps his pants on.
     
  15. mx6driven

    mx6driven Who will be the next Idol
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  16. Riley

    Riley The Freakin Rican
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    Its stories like these that makes me feel like a loser for ever feeling sorry for myself. I mean this kid wanted to play football and he did it. He didn't sit on the sidelines and feel sorry for himself he went out for the team. Pretty cool. Yep.
     
  17. camilo

    camilo <strong>Formerly cam1lo</strong>

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    it's easier to jump him than avoid him
     
  18. Quiet_Riot

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    He's my new hero...seriously, i know this is a humour site and all..but what a guy.
     
  19. break3r

    break3r Genuine Loser

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    He does'nt have any legs rendering him useless for stealing bikes.

    Nigga stole my legs!
     
  20. DonQuai

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    I've just got one thing to say:


    COURAGE!!!
     
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