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Danny Bailey

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Until the cunt admins block the spammers I'm done.
 

Mr. Chigurh

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But Danny

From: Martin Brundle <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: Time travelers PLEASE HELP!!!!!!
Date: 25 sept 2015 20:43:53 +0100

If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!

I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I need to be able to:

Travel back in time.

Rewind my life including my age back to 4.

Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being tampered with again after I go back.

I am in very great danger and need this immediately!

I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that humans do not do well through certain types.

I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of now will cease to exist.

I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or government equipment capable of doing just that.

If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the equipment. Proof must be provided.

Also if you are one of the very few beings with the ability to edit the universe PLEASE REPLY!!!

Only if you have this technology and can help me please send me a (SEPARATE) email to:

[email protected]

Please do not reply if your an evil alien!

Thanks
 
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Until the cunt admins block the spammers I'm done.
Aww... widdle Danny can't handle a bit o'spam. Did it offend your senses, that you had to read a sentence that was an ad and not the same insults everyone always posts? Did your face turn red and your hands start shaking? Did you spit on yourself a little? Good. Leave. We don't want sniveling little crybaby fragilehearts here. Fuckface.
 

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9 pages of spam..... IMO the forum got better.
 

lemmiwinx

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Good thread Danny. I might add that making me an honorary mod with thread delete and instant permaban powers would greatly diminish the effect of these silly ass 'attacks' on the forum.
 
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Good thread Danny. I might add that making me an honorary mod with thread delete and instant permaban powers would greatly diminish the effect of these silly ass 'attacks' on the forum.
I approve this message.
 

King Cracker

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I honestly prefer the spam over OP's posts.
 

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See you around Dan. I know that we'll be back together, somedayyyyyy.

[video=youtube;4qgXPGEuphw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qgXPGEuphw[/video]
 

Donna Love

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Drop should bring back the New User section. It worked and kept the spammers out of the main forum! Plus, I enjoyed greeting them and working the section. :)