Girls talk about big cock

Buster

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So today I learned that girls talk about big cocks in their spare time. I was having coffee at Starbucks and at one of the tables, 4 tight little college sluts were giggling and talking about how big their boyfriends' cocks are. One of the sluts said, "It felt like he was in my stomach and I couldn't feel my legs after."

Brool story cah.
 

Franky2toes

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That's good to hear. Now I don't have to worry about girls sitting around talking about my dick in public. That always worried me.
 

Damiæn

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Shut the absolute fuck up. I will rip your skin off and push you around downtown for everyone to see.
 

Buster

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Donna, here's some advice. Women are not funny.
 

Bo Jackson

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769 posts, 1 green bar. AHHHH YEAHHH BRO
 

Donna Love

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Donna, here's some advice. Women are not funny.
...and you think that YOU are? The only thing laughable about you is your tiny arab dick thinking it could possibly ever touch a hot cunt. Stick to men's assholes, fag.
 

Mateo

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...and you think that YOU are? The only thing laughable about you is your tiny arab dick thinking it could possibly ever touch a hot cunt. Stick to men's assholes, fag.
Oh snap! Ginger got claws baby!!
 

Epic Fail

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three things women talk about:

1. Guys
2. Sex
3. Cocks

True story, my jewish roommate has one told me this.
 

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Went to a bar last night. Having some beers with some bros on the outdoor patio around 10 pm.

At a table to our right, a table full of chunky, loaded women talking about EVERYTHING.

We walk outside and one says "ooh time for some white weiner"

Kept talking about how they can't cum in certain positions, showing each other pictures of cocks, the concept of spitting or swallowing, going down on both women and men.

It was quite entertaining.
 

CaptainWow

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Even undead girls love dick...

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Simco876

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...and you think that YOU are? The only thing laughable about you is your tiny arab dick thinking it could possibly ever touch a hot cunt. Stick to men's assholes, fag.
This comment restores my faith in women! Bravo!
 

Buster

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Jackblack is mad. White womenz don't want his small white dick.