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Discussion in 'Everything/Nothing' started by SyntheticSocks, Dec 10, 2006.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligent_falling Yeah man didn't you hear? Gravity is totally false!
I prefer Flying Spaghetti Monsterism http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monsterism
I prefer the boognish. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boognish
what the hell is gravity? my preacher told me my sins make me fall to the ground because satan is evil and if i dont repent im gunna jump in the air one day and fall straight through the earth into the core of the earth causing a supernova imploding the galaxy from within ...god i hate evangelism
The boogs have some good hyms.
Angels & Demons all over again.
Oh man that made my day.
So theyre suggesting that Newton developed a second theory of gravity about things which are unexplainable, saying that an intelligent higher being moves them? Eh.
I love that flying spaghetti monster thing
Yes my child he does.
Falling and things that resemble gravity are really proof of design of a superior invisible being acting on the universe. Preach it! Newton was a god-hating atheist!
May you all be touched by his noodly appendage. Rah-men.
I'm a Pastafarian
So christians don't believe in gravity? whatabout jesus?
I didn't know that people who follow the Flying Spaghetti Monster are Pastafarians. "Fuck gravity!"-Stephen Hawking
It's good to know. Specially when god fags come up to you on the boardwalk and ask you your religion. "What's your religion?" "Pastafarian" *checks list* "hmmmmm this isn't on the list" ~True Story