Gravity Doesn't Make Things Fall

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Zuken

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#6
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligent_falling

Yeah man didn't you hear? Gravity is totally false!
what the hell is gravity? my preacher told me my sins make me fall to the ground because satan is evil and if i dont repent im gunna jump in the air one day and fall straight through the earth into the core of the earth causing a supernova imploding the galaxy from within


...god i hate evangelism
 

FuriousFever

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#10
So theyre suggesting that Newton developed a second theory of gravity about things which are unexplainable, saying that an intelligent higher being moves them? Eh.
 

whocares

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#13
Falling and things that resemble gravity are really proof of design of a superior invisible being acting on the universe.

Preach it! Newton was a god-hating atheist!
 

Face Plant

Krampus is coming
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#17
I didn't know that people who follow the Flying Spaghetti Monster are Pastafarians.

"Fuck gravity!"-Stephen Hawking
 

SyntheticSocks

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#18
I didn't know that people who follow the Flying Spaghetti Monster are Pastafarians.

"Fuck gravity!"-Stephen Hawking
It's good to know. Specially when god fags come up to you on the boardwalk and ask you your religion.

"What's your religion?"
"Pastafarian"
*checks list* "hmmmmm this isn't on the list"
~True Story