FIRSTS Who was your first best friend? Justin Who was your first enemy? Jared Who was you first crush? Brooke Who was your first fav band? The Monkies Who was your fist idol? Hulk Hogan What was the name of your first school? Sims Elementary What was the name of your first pet? Kama CURRENTS Who is your best friend? Toby Who is your enemy/enemies? My paranoia. Who is your crush? No one Who is your fav band? Korn Who is your idol? Hulk Hogan What are you doing right now? Writing what I am doing. What is the name of you school? Not in school. What is the name of your pet(s)? Toby, Benjiam, Emmett, and Buddy. FUTURE Where will you be in a few years? The same place that I am now. Living with my parents. What is gunna be your proffession as an adult? A fat, lazy, ugly, computer nerd, Momma's boy, virgin, slob who has never had a girlfriend, has no real friends, is unemployed, [but does go from crappy job to crappy job every few years]... is undereducated, a Junior college dropout, thinks Aliens abduct him, watches professional wrestling, is obsessed with horror movies, eats too much junk food, has bad teeth, does not know how to drive a car, ride a bike, skate, snap his fingers, swim, and talks to himself, shits in his pants, stays in his boxer shorts all day and night, sometimes walks around naked, stays on the Internet all day and night talking to girls, lives with his parents, is scared to leave the house and who's idea of a good time on a Friday night is going to the movies [alone] and/or Hooters. Are you planning to have kids? No. If so how many? 0 and what would be their names? Biff, Bruno, Rocky, Pino, and Mildred. Here is another survey I got in an e-mail three years ago that I am just now doing................. 1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT: A house. > > 2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Don't read books. > > 3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Stuff. > > 4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Clue. > > 5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Don't read magazines. > > 6. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL? Shit and farts. > > 7. FAVORITE SMELL? Flowers. > > 8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Not getting what I want. > > 9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU > WAKE > UP IN THE MORNING? Fuck this shit. I'm going back to sleep, > > 10. FAVORITE COLOR? Pink. > > 11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? One. Depending on who it is. > > 12. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? I already told you. > 13. WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE? My own happiness. > > 14. FAVORITE FOODS? Sub sandwiches, chicken sandwiches, club sandwiches, turkey sandwiches, fries, hot fudge sundaes, sesame chicken, pizza, Baby back ribs, chips and dip, hot wings, hot pockets, nachos, funnyies (SP?), pretzels, cocoa pebbles, bandana pudding, Ramón, chocolateship ice cream, kit kat bar, butterfingers, nestle crunch bar........salad and soup. See? I do eat some non-junk food. Man, I am starving right now and there is no food in the house. And typing all that out made me more hungry. Thanks a lot, asshole. It's not good to make a fat man with a huge appetite mad. > > 15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate, chocolate, and chocolate. And did I mention chocolate? Vanilla sucks! Almost as much as strawberry > > 16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? I don't know how to drive a car. And yes, I am 21. And still cannot drive. Got a problem with it? BLOW ME, MOTHERFUCKER! > > 17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Fuck no. But my hand sure is an animal at times, if you know what I mean. > > 18. STORMS--COOL OR SCARY? Cool. > > 19. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? I already said I don't know how to drive, jackass. Are you mocking me or something? > > 20. IF YOU COULD MEET ANY ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? Owen Hart. > > 21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Don't drink. Alcohol taste like horse piss. > 22. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Scorpio > > 23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Nether. I'd rather have a hot fudge sundae > > 24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD > IT > BE? * Actor. > > 25. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR? Red > > 26. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Sadly, yes. And it is the biggest headache on earth. > > 27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Empty. > > 28. FAVORITE MOVIES? I got a zillion. I got so many that I could have my own damn video store. But I will just name the ones that I am liking right now. The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Black Circle Boys, Welcome To The Dollhouse, Dead Man On Campus, and Girl. > 29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Yeah. > > 30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Shit(literally) Cat shit (now you see how I hate the smell of shit) Underwear, with shit in em,' underwear with big-ass cum stains on em, coke cans, dirty laundry, old video tapes, hair, dust, drugs, pennies, and that's it I think. And a few zillion bugs too. I am such a pig. I even named all the bugs. I wonder how Harry is doing. > > 31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? Don't have one. Who gives a fuck about numbers? Wait, I do have a fav number. 7. 7 is a bad-ass number, after all...seven ate nine! BWHARHAR! I make a funny... > > 32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? WWF Wrestling. > > 33. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT > THIS > TO YOU: Hi sister. Sadly, I will not be sending you this. Because last thing I need is you telling Mom all this stuff I said and everyone else this. So, since you will not see this, I will say your ex-husband was a fucking asshole and your current boyfriend is okay but a total snob sometimes too. > > 34. PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO > RESPOND? Who the fuck knows. > > 35. PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY NOT > TO > RESPOND? Who the fuck cares!?