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Here is a survey for you all to do if you are really bored.

Discussion in 'Everything/Nothing' started by Zeeboe, Apr 29, 2004.

  1. Zeeboe

    Zeeboe Guest

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    FIRSTS

    Who was your first best friend? Justin

    Who was your first enemy? Jared

    Who was you first crush? Brooke

    Who was your first fav band? The Monkies

    Who was your fist idol? Hulk Hogan

    What was the name of your first school? Sims Elementary

    What was the name of your first pet? Kama

    CURRENTS

    Who is your best friend? Toby

    Who is your enemy/enemies? My paranoia.

    Who is your crush? No one

    Who is your fav band? Korn

    Who is your idol? Hulk Hogan

    What are you doing right now? Writing what I am doing.

    What is the name of you school? Not in school.

    What is the name of your pet(s)? Toby, Benjiam, Emmett, and Buddy.

    FUTURE

    Where will you be in a few years? The same place that I am now. Living with my parents.

    What is gunna be your proffession as an adult? A fat, lazy, ugly, computer nerd, Momma's boy, virgin, slob who has never had a girlfriend, has no real friends, is unemployed, [but does go from crappy job to crappy job every few years]... is undereducated, a Junior college dropout, thinks Aliens abduct him, watches professional wrestling, is obsessed with horror movies, eats too much junk food, has bad teeth, does not know how to drive a car, ride a bike, skate, snap his fingers, swim, and talks to himself, shits in his pants, stays in his boxer shorts all day and night, sometimes walks around naked, stays on the Internet all day and night talking to girls, lives with his parents, is scared to leave the house and who's idea of a good time on a Friday night is going to the movies [alone] and/or Hooters.

    Are you planning to have kids? No.

    If so how many? 0

    and what would be their names? Biff, Bruno, Rocky, Pino, and Mildred.

    Here is another survey I got in an e-mail three years ago that I am just now doing.................



    1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT: A house.
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    > 2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Don't read books.
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    > 3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Stuff.
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    > 4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Clue.
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    > 5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Don't read magazines.
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    > 6. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL? Shit and farts.
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    > 7. FAVORITE SMELL? Flowers.
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    > 8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Not getting what I want.
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    > 9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU
    > WAKE
    > UP IN THE MORNING? Fuck this shit. I'm going back to sleep,
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    > 10. FAVORITE COLOR? Pink.
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    > 11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? One. Depending on who it is.
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    > 12. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? I already told you.

    > 13. WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE? My own happiness.
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    > 14. FAVORITE FOODS? Sub sandwiches, chicken sandwiches, club sandwiches, turkey sandwiches, fries, hot fudge sundaes, sesame chicken, pizza, Baby back ribs, chips and dip, hot wings, hot pockets, nachos, funnyies (SP?), pretzels, cocoa pebbles, bandana pudding, Ramón, chocolateship ice cream, kit kat bar, butterfingers, nestle crunch bar........salad and soup. See? I do eat some non-junk food. Man, I am starving right now and there is no food in the house. And typing all that out made me more hungry. Thanks a lot, asshole. It's not good to make a fat man with a huge appetite mad.
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    > 15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate, chocolate, and chocolate. And did I mention chocolate? Vanilla sucks! Almost as much as strawberry
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    > 16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? I don't know how to drive a car. And yes, I am 21. And still cannot drive. Got a problem with it? BLOW ME, MOTHERFUCKER!
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    > 17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Fuck no. But my hand sure is an animal at times, if you know what I mean.
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    > 18. STORMS--COOL OR SCARY? Cool.
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    > 19. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? I already said I don't know how to drive, jackass. Are you mocking me or something?
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    > 20. IF YOU COULD MEET ANY ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? Owen Hart.
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    > 21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Don't drink. Alcohol taste like horse piss.

    > 22. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Scorpio
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    > 23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Nether. I'd rather have a hot fudge sundae
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    > 24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD
    > IT
    > BE? * Actor.
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    > 25. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR? Red
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    > 26. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Sadly, yes. And it is the biggest headache on earth.

    >
    > 27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Empty.
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    > 28. FAVORITE MOVIES? I got a zillion. I got so many that I could have my own damn video store. But I will just name the ones that I am liking right now. The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Black Circle Boys, Welcome To The Dollhouse, Dead Man On Campus, and Girl.

    > 29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Yeah.
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    > 30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Shit(literally) Cat shit (now you see how I hate the smell of shit) Underwear, with shit in em,' underwear with big-ass cum stains on em, coke cans, dirty laundry, old video tapes, hair, dust, drugs, pennies, and that's it I think. And a few zillion bugs too. I am such a pig. I even named all the bugs. I wonder how Harry is doing.
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    > 31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? Don't have one. Who gives a fuck about numbers? Wait, I do have a fav number. 7. 7 is a bad-ass number, after all...seven ate nine! BWHARHAR! I make a funny...
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    > 32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? WWF Wrestling.
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    > 33. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT
    > THIS
    > TO YOU: Hi sister. Sadly, I will not be sending you this. Because last thing I need is you telling Mom all this stuff I said and everyone else this. So, since you will not see this, I will say your ex-husband was a fucking asshole and your current boyfriend is okay but a total snob sometimes too.
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    > 34. PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO
    > RESPOND? Who the fuck knows.
    >
    > 35. PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY NOT
    > TO
    > RESPOND? Who the fuck cares!?
     
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  3. jackblackjack

    jackblackjack I loved your Mom
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    I thought this was interesting. He has the very first forum post. Or is this as far back as I'm able to search?

    Why would you bring Myspace surveys to a forum?
     
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    Curmudgeon5462 Ethyl Meatplow
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    King Cracker DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM
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    Who is that a cartoon of ? and can someone share the original pictuer?
     
  6. Zeeboe

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    Hahaha. Nice. I first discovered this place back in 2003 actually. Got banned, and was able to come back. Anyhow, very cute indeed. I would have been like 21 when I posted this. My theme has changed very little, but my style is much better.

    I brought a survey here because years earlier then this, I posted on a Korn board, and members there often did survey's on the board.
     
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  8. jackblackjack

    jackblackjack I loved your Mom
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    Funny you have this forums very first post. Your like the wart on Alex's dick, it just never completely goes away.

    You're obviously not a complete idiot so why dont you post some useful/funny shit for us to read, instead of all the you're mad a duck billed bull frog came in your Corn Chex type shit.
     
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    Rising_Boognish tony is no longer premium
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    this is so predictable that it's almost not
     
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    No one talks about my dick, It's fuckin private. :@
     
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    Curmudgeon5462 Ethyl Meatplow
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  12. jackblackjack

    jackblackjack I loved your Mom
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    Curmudgeon probably wont stop chasing you until he wonders into the nsfw section and forgets what he was doing in the first place
     
  13. Zeeboe

    Zeeboe Active Member

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    We don't share the same interests, and for the most part, I am a very serious, deep, and mature man with an interest in things such as human behavior. i.e. History, science, religion, crime, books and films. (And not just random talk about films or books, but actually analyzing the characters and having debates about which character is right and which is wrong, etc, etc.)

    Not your thing.

    I think one of the reasons why I am soooo unpopular on forums like these is because it's comedy. In other words, it's not challenging enough, it serves no deep purpose, and it is very VERY one dimensional.

    So yes, I lash-out due to my frustration, and I believe forums like these have people that represent 1/10th of the dark side of human nature. A side in humans I loathe.

    Example: The way you guys endorse and promote things that damage the human body and brain, the hate you have towards intelligence, the joy you get out of the suffering of others, the negative and hateful music you love, the racism, homophobism, the lynch mob mentality you have for outsiders.


    Just makes me wanna vomit. :banghead:
     
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    jackblackjack I loved your Mom
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    Fuck just ban it already
     
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    Curmudgeon5462 Ethyl Meatplow
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    jackblackjack I loved your Mom
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    You just dont get it do you?

    All the integrity, the honor, the pride, the do onto others shit we dont need here. We dont need long drawn out conversations about humanity, we dont need to fix world hunger, we just wanna cut up and make fun of each other.

    In here we can act like 10 year olds and go batty over titties, laugh at old people, do what ever the hell we want. If you want to debate world history take yourself over to national geographic.com, you may even see some gorilla titties.

    We dont give a rats ass about anything here except having a harmless laugh at all the crazy things on the planet.

    So either laugh with us or be fade away for another 7 years.
     
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    A vast majority of Brookes' are hot.
     
  18. jackblackjack

    jackblackjack I loved your Mom
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    Not the one my brother married :facepalm2:

    :lmao::lmao::lmao:
     
  19. Zeeboe

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    I have changed a lot since that first post. It's true I was not a book guy once....now I can't get enough of books.

    Why do you think I'm apart of so many different forums and why do you think these guys like to post some of my posts or clips? Yeah, I do go on other forums for the serious stuff. However, being human too, I also come here to mess around, but I see some of the darkness here, and I need to vent.

    The way I figure is - I'm not doing ANYTHING differently then you guys. Only instead of targeting the innocence or people who aren't here to defend themselves, I target *you* guys and put you on the same spot you love to put others in. That makes it more fun. :)

    ....Kinda like that movie the "Predator". :) That alien only hunted men that had guns because there was no sport in hunting something that was weak and helpess.

    Shame human men can't have that same kind of honor....and balls.
     
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