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which whould win in a fight vs each other?

  • a pirate

    Votes: 2 9.5%
  • a ninja

    Votes: 7 33.3%
  • a stick

    Votes: 3 14.3%
  • a robot

    Votes: 3 14.3%
  • a pornstar

    Votes: 6 28.6%

  • Total voters
    21
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The_Rambler

#1
now that i've got your attention**** i was just wondering wich would win in a fight vs each other, a pirate, a ninja, a robot, a stick, or a pornstar
 
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droogsteve

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#3
Do I even have to tell you the correct answer?



Pirate of course, no contest.
 

disturbed2

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#4
A stick!

Because if you think about it, everyone uses a type of stick one way or another.

Its like a peace keeping device!
 

Dual

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#6
I would have said pornstars because of their massive, overgrown sexual organs but then I saw ninjas.
 

Skinny

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#7
disturbed2 said:
A stick!

Because if you think about it, everyone uses a type of stick one way or another.

Its like a peace keeping device!
Explain to me how a robot uses a stick. And by stick, I'm sure he means a wooden one!
 

Madness

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#8
WHy is a stick up there? Is gonna poke everyone's eyes out?

I choose robots because they will soon control the world.
 

Vigid

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#9
A ninja would win, because they can throw throwing stars into the pirate's only eye that works.(They always wear a patch) Then the ninja would grab the stick and throw it in the robot's gears, and that would kill both the robot and stick. Then the ninja would get his sword and slice the pornstar's big weiner. Then the pornstar wouldn't have a career and he would kill himself.
 
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RFAlias

#10
Uhh, wheres the pirate robot with a big stick [ya, you know what i mean]?
That my friend, would kill the ninja.

Pirate if we are being real here.
 
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KinkyKlown

#11
Robot......Robot.........Good God man, how can one defeat a robot, unless one is to become a robot himself. Because robots are crazy and they kick major ass ie Robocop, Terminator, Johnny 5
 

Big D

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#13
I voted pornstar...and my pornstars female damn it. I don't know if she'll win, but I'm rooting for her damn it. Enen if she lost, if she could just make sure to bouce around a bit before she did, it'd all be worth it...
 

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#16
Mr. Roboto Domo Arigota :p ......i'm going to kep with Martha Stewart....SHE'LL PIE YOU TO DEATH!!!
 
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socrepLT said:
Pirate, none can stand up to the ultimate badassness of a pirate.
Not DroogSteve, sorry, but you lose. JMO, but it's right. :p He will chop you in half in a second.
 
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