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Discussion in 'Everything/Nothing' started by The_Rambler, May 6, 2004.

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which whould win in a fight vs each other?

  1. a pirate

    2 vote(s)
    9.5%
  2. a ninja

    7 vote(s)
    33.3%
  3. a stick

    3 vote(s)
    14.3%
  4. a robot

    3 vote(s)
    14.3%
  5. a pornstar

    6 vote(s)
    28.6%
  1. The_Rambler

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    now that i've got your attention**** i was just wondering wich would win in a fight vs each other, a pirate, a ninja, a robot, a stick, or a pornstar
     
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  2. theREVEREND

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    I'm going with Ninja..........their to kickass!
     
  3. droogsteve

    droogsteve Back from the dead
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    Do I even have to tell you the correct answer?



    Pirate of course, no contest.
     
  4. disturbed2

    disturbed2 <strong>Formerly disturbed2</strong>

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    A stick!

    Because if you think about it, everyone uses a type of stick one way or another.

    Its like a peace keeping device!
     
  5. Star

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    Gun wasn't up there and neither was tazer. I'm not playing. :p
     
  6. Dual

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    I would have said pornstars because of their massive, overgrown sexual organs but then I saw ninjas.
     
  7. Skinny

    Skinny 8 year olds, Dude.

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    Explain to me how a robot uses a stick. And by stick, I'm sure he means a wooden one!
     
  8. Madness

    Madness Once in a while.

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    WHy is a stick up there? Is gonna poke everyone's eyes out?

    I choose robots because they will soon control the world.
     
  9. Vigid

    Vigid ~ Circumcise me Cap'n ~

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    A ninja would win, because they can throw throwing stars into the pirate's only eye that works.(They always wear a patch) Then the ninja would grab the stick and throw it in the robot's gears, and that would kill both the robot and stick. Then the ninja would get his sword and slice the pornstar's big weiner. Then the pornstar wouldn't have a career and he would kill himself.
     
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    • RFAlias

      RFAlias Guest

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      Uhh, wheres the pirate robot with a big stick [ya, you know what i mean]?
      That my friend, would kill the ninja.

      Pirate if we are being real here.
       
    • KinkyKlown

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      Robot......Robot.........Good God man, how can one defeat a robot, unless one is to become a robot himself. Because robots are crazy and they kick major ass ie Robocop, Terminator, Johnny 5
       
    • Kanism

      Kanism Guest

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      so much spam, so little time...ah, to hell with it...I'll make the time...you are banned.
       
    • Big D

      Big D Yeah...I love it

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      I voted pornstar...and my pornstars female damn it. I don't know if she'll win, but I'm rooting for her damn it. Enen if she lost, if she could just make sure to bouce around a bit before she did, it'd all be worth it...
       
    • JustinJJ

      JustinJJ Member

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      why did u ban rambler? I mean, it's not really spam is it?
       
    • RaYmOnD

      RaYmOnD Guest

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      [crazyindianmanvoice]Ohh no no no no Johnny 5[/voice]

      Yes! That film was mindblowingly amazing.
       
    • Yeti Patrol

      Yeti Patrol Rub my belly.
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      Mr. Roboto Domo Arigota :p ......i'm going to kep with Martha Stewart....SHE'LL PIE YOU TO DEATH!!!
       
    • Caveman

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      I picked robot because of the governor of California.
       
    • socrepLT

      socrepLT The world is my ashtray

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      Pirate, none can stand up to the ultimate badassness of a pirate.
       
    • Star

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      Not DroogSteve, sorry, but you lose. JMO, but it's right. :p He will chop you in half in a second.
       
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