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How to exact some revenge

Discussion in 'Everything/Nothing' started by ged_121, Dec 11, 2006.

  1. ged_121

    ged_121 Member

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    Ok, so it snowed here recently and I spent two hours digging my car out to drive home from school. As I was leaving home to go back my mom gave me some gloves she got from my step-brother's room incase I had to dig my car out again. I put my hand in to try them on and realized they were filled with dry cum. I was pretty disturbed, but my step-brother seemed to find it quite funny.

    So, I need some way to exact revenge. I was thinking of something along the same lines, so he will understand how disturbing it is. Any ideas?
     
  2. catgarvin

    catgarvin *****.ebaumsworld.com

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    I believed your story, right up until the dried cum business, then I knew you were full of shit.
     
  3. Natedawg1848

    Natedawg1848 Active Member

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    cum in them so the next time he jerks off using them you can say, "you're such a fag, your cum may have been all over my hands, but mine was all over your cock."
     
  4. moneyguy

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    Revenge? There's your clue.
     
  5. BaxterII

    BaxterII Commence Ball Tripping

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    How do you know what dried cum feels like, fudgepacker?

    It could have been old yogurt. I eat yogurt with gloves on all the time...
     
  6. arsenalfan

    arsenalfan Hows my testes taste?

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    might be ice cream too

    i eat ice cream with ice cream gloves all the time
     
  7. ged_121

    ged_121 Member

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    I didn't immediately know it was dry cum. I shortened it because I know what a short attention span most of you have... I suspected as much, and asked him if that's what it was and he told me. Not that complicated.

    That would work, but I think he might wonder how the gloves found their way into his room when he knows I had them.
     
  8. BattleShip Ron

    BattleShip Ron Well-Known Member

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  9. Viet Era Marine

    Viet Era Marine Interdimensional Guide

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    I've always found pungi pits to be an effective revenge
    tool. Have fun.

    Regards,
    VEM
     
  10. ged_121

    ged_121 Member

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    As much as I would love that, his room is on the second floor... so I dont' think that would work. Plus, I would be slaughtered by my stepfather for screwing up the carpet.
     
  11. YankeesSuck

    YankeesSuck black and gold

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    That you Jasp3r?
     
  12. Eksta C

    Eksta C There she blows!

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    I'm guessing he has ejaculated, it has dried, he has then examined his dried cum therefore being aware when people give him mysterious gloves.

    How would you get jogurt inside the gloves? I pressuming you meant you eat yogurt while wearing gloves.



    As for the revenge: Cum on his toothbrush.
    Or
    Tell your Mother and your step Father what happened.....should be embarrisin knowing his parents are aware that he masturbates in gloves...Then go get all the gloves from your house and put them under his bed.
     
  13. puppetmasterjjk

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    STAB THAT FUCKER IN THE FUCKING FACE AND HANG HIS MOTHER BY HER FUCKING SPINE


    seriously
     
  14. Master. kirby

    Master. kirby 3r0923ujr02

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    I seriously laughed out loud for that one, and I mean I probably woke up my brother in the other room good god thats a good twist to the prank.

    do it motherfucker!
     
  15. SlOtH

    SlOtH F**kin the party up-in

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    Make a video of you raping his girlfriend and send it too him.
     

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