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Jesus-The-Jedi

#1
So we were supposed to have a guest speaker in one of my classes to talk about diversity and racism and shit today. My prof's never met him.. in walks this super black gangsta ghetto dude he's got a 'pimp' chain around his neck, wearing FUBU everything has a gold watch and a ring on each finger, smells like pot and beer he even had a do-rag on and a cigarrette tucked behind his ear walks in in true rapper style flashing his crazy ghetto signs at us the prof's like...'are you... jeff?' he goes 'true dat, ho' and says 'you all my niggaz!' and he turns in a circle waving his arms in the air singing about 'niggaz in 'da house' or some shit so she tells him to give his speech on diversity and shit and he starts talkin about 'the man' and how 'white folk be dissin' then like a minute later this other black dude runs in dressed in a suit and says 'sorry I'm late' it turns out the first black dude was just baked. he doesn't even go to the school he just wanted to buy weed from some kids.

Oh and a couple of weeks ago at my school a cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4..
 
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Tasha Lake

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ugh, my schools awful. we had a "fire" today during 2nd lunch (which just happens to be my lunch wave) so i had to stand outside in the rain when its about 60 degrees out. then we had to walk all the way around the school and stand in the main lobby while they figured out what was wrong. it turns out some kid leaned against a wall and the fire alarm got tripped somehow.

and the same thing happened last year, except there was a "funny smell" in the car autobody shop, except i was in gym so i had to stand outside in my shorts and tank top.
 
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