Immature Person

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Sucrose

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Okay, my brother is 18. He should be mature right? Wrong, when we argue he does nothing but mock me. He just squeels in a high pitched voice not even making words supposedly indicating to me that I'm whining. Ever single time he's ever done this I speak calmly and ask him nicely to stop and argue like a fucking normal person. But yet he persists, and I wanna bash his fucking face in with a baseball bat. Fighting him is out of the question, I'm 5'9 200 lbs, and hes 6' 230lbs, built like a friggin house. What should I do?
 
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Sucrose

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I'm a guy...I do nothing of the sort when I argue, I use no fallacies(well I try not to), and I state clear and relevant arguements...grr, anyone know the number of a good hitman?
 

marshalldylan10

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Sucrose said:
Okay, my brother is 18. He should be mature right? Wrong, when we argue he does nothing but mock me. He just squeels in a high pitched voice not even making words supposedly indicating to me that I'm whining. Ever single time he's ever done this I speak calmly and ask him nicely to stop and argue like a fucking normal person. But yet he persists, and I wanna bash his fucking face in with a baseball bat. Fighting him is out of the question, I'm 5'9 200 lbs, and hes 6' 230lbs, built like a friggin house. What should I do?
I got the same problem, my brother is 18, just got a scholarship to college, but acts like a total idiot around me. I tell him to stop and he continues, occasionaly throwing crap on me. Why must he do this?
 

Vigid

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You have come to the right place, I am the master of immaturity. Remember, immature people can't be stopped even when you retaliate with something very witty and smart, they will always get around your dis by doing something like, closing their ears, shaking their head, and saying loudly, "I DONT HEAR ANYTHING", repeatedly. You can defeat your brother by using the same tactics as him, use some immature shit to piss him off too. If talking to him or argueing maturely arent working, obviously you have to act as stupid as him to beat him.
Do this to piss him off... Whenever he tries talking to you, make a stupid, loud, continuous noise. like "Eaaaaaaaaaaagh, Eowieowieowiwowiow, or Heeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaeyyyyyy." (Do it in a loud,high pitched voice.) If he tries making a high pitched noise at you, just start laughing really stupidly loud at his face for a long time. If he continues to bother you, when he is talking to his friends on the phone, make stupid, kindergarten noises in the background. Then when he gets really pissed and starts cussing at you, scream really loud to oversound his yelling. If he is ever taking a shit, bang on the door a lot of times to make him lose concentration. You could also draw weiners all over his white shirts.
If his girlfriend comes over, get him embarrased by saying aloud, "Ya know, he takes a long time to go poo, he probably has hemmorroids." Then circle him screaming and saying "weiner" over and over.

Now here is the ultimate pisser-offer that is really second grade style. Totally mimic his every words in an annoying voice. That sounds gay, but it is really annoying. Trust me, this immature stuff is sure to piss him off.
 

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ShrtStff331 said:
hes a guy, theres nothing you can do, unless youre willing to inject him with estrogen.
Oestrogen, and its not a good idea. Men can have very serious medical repercussions by taking oestrogen. A steady hormonal replacement program is a good alternative. Men can grow breasts given the 'right' chemicals.

Sucrose said:
Okay, my brother is 18. He should be mature right? Wrong, when we argue he does nothing but mock me. He just squeels in a high pitched voice not even making words supposedly indicating to me that I'm whining.
I remember when my brother was 18, he would do much the same thing, except pick me up and shit. He is now 30 and to be honest, still does whine and can be even more arrogant at times, I find the best solution is just to simply ignore it. 18 does not signify maturity at all, it signifys the ability to buy alcohol etc.... (in GB anyway). Maturity is not demonstrated by the date on ones birth certificate, but by ones actions.
 

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just tell him you won't discuss shit with him until he calms his ass down.
 

disturbed2

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Find out some dirty secret, and tell him that you will tell your parents; thats what shut my brother up. ;) :cool:
 
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how can you call him immature when you are arguing too!! it dosent matter what he does as a "comeback" its just that if you get so mad about him mocking you, then just... well. tell him to shut up and just .. go do something else.. it dosent matter if you think youre right, or if he thinks he's right, because it takes more than one person to argue about something.. and im not trying to sound like anyone's mom here, im just explaining what my thoughts are on the subject
 

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Just end the conversation if he insists on being immature...tell him you'll talk to him when he grow's the fuck up. No point in putting up with that shit...
 
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The secret to annoying people is that they will always be annoying... until u find a fault! Dig throughout your brothers personal crap, look on the computer, whatever! Then once u find something, blackmail him or, if u want, when he annoys u again make a comeback using the personal info u find. Then he will leave u alone or you'll get your ass kicked. If that don't work do something disgusting such as urinating on his toothbrush, put honey in the shampoo bottle before he takes a shower... etc. U will most likely get beaten if he's bigger than u, but u still get some satisfaction from it.

or u can take the more mature way and just ignore him... don't talk to him at all. Or better yet, when he annoys u, laugh! Then he'll eventually stop.
 
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