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Innovations for your dream house?

Discussion in 'Everything/Nothing' started by Big D, May 1, 2004.

  1. Big D

    Big D Yeah...I love it

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    I'm always thinking about my ideal home...where it'd be, how many baths and bedrooms, how much land, the views, and stuff like that.

    One thing I'm never sure of is how up on new innovations for the home I am. I guess it doesn't have to be new, but tell me about features, appliances, or whatever that you would definately incorporate into your home if you could.

    I'm talking about computerized everything, unique lighting or decorations, home theatres, audio setup, jacuzzi baths and ten headed showers, game room amenities...whatever you think would be cool.

    Let me know your ideas...
     
  2. Riley

    Riley The Freakin Rican
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    I would like a house like this right on the coast of maine.

    http://www.nalvic.com/images/cape_cod/house.jpg

    With a home Theatre (a movie room), gym, indoor pool, 5 bedrooms, 5 baths, a pool house, a guest house. With a dock for my yacht, boat and jet skis. And A pasture for my 4 horses. :cool:
     
  3. 321 gizzo

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    i'd get a Wunder Bar. its an automatic thing that comes down from the ceiling when you turn the wheel. you make your selection, and it pours that drink. sort of like a robot bartender.
     
  4. BigMattTheHobo

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    I'd have one of those buildings you grow plants in.
     
  5. Madness

    Madness Once in a while.

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    It'd be good to have a house on the mountains and stuff like that. It would be great to have a waterfall next to my house. And I was a huge coke king.
     
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    • Big D

      Big D Yeah...I love it

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      My buddy works for a company that installs very custom home theatre and electronic set-ups. The kind that range in price from $100,000 US dollars for a "cheap" system, on up to $500,000+ for the works.

      My favorite product they have is a projection screen set-up, which is a projector that displays Television channels, DVD's, video games, or whatever on a 12' (diagnally) screen. Every once in awhile, we go to his work to watch a flick, and its fucking amazing. Not to mention the sound system they have in there.

      They completely digitize your house. They can have a central computer in your home control everything; such as temperature, lighting, music and volume, security, or whatever. All of these, and more can also be programmed to give you the ability to access them through your cell phone.

      I want so much of that stuff. Now to win the lottery...
       
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      • Oli

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        I want a house with a soundproof toilet. I like my defacating and nothing puts me off more than someone standing outside the bog listening to me evacuate my bowls.
         
      • Star

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        Matt, honey, be careful, radar planes can detect certain plants in those houses, now days. Bit of advice....don't fertilize them so much or fertilize ALL your plants in the yard. The heat censors pick up the fertilizer and it stands out on the radar. Plus, if you grow them out in the open, certain plants ( ;) ) are a different color green than others. Just watchin' out for ya. :)

        I live in my dream house. It took me several years but I got it. It's a 4/3 w/ two car garage. If you walk out my front door, you're on the Gulf and if you walk out my back door, there are hundreds of acres of woods. I am an artist so I have painted "Tromp l'oel" (fooling the eye) paintings all over the place. If you come in here "not in your right mind", you will definitely run into a wall.
        I have a home theater that will scare the crap out of you if you're watching a scary movie because there are speakers everywhere with surround sound.
        I'm also in the flight path of the Blue Angels so now I want to build a deck on my roof with a spiral staircase so I can watch them fly.

        Dolphins are at my front door and bears, fox, and deer are at my back door. I am in heaven! There are always downfalls living anywhere around other people though. "Drunk Bitch everyday" lives down the street from me. :D
         
      • Yeti Patrol

        Yeti Patrol Rub my belly.
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        My dream house is really fucked up, I have tons of pictures drawn for it but I guess I could just describe it: Theres a huge plot of land, but and right in the center of the land is a one story house with 2 rooms, an entry way a secondary room off the entry way and a room with a phone, no windows and just a few lights, and one single door, in the room with the phone is a door leading to a closet, but when you unlock the closet door theres an elevator that goes down a few hundred feet, and on the side of that door is another with a locked stairwell. Where the elevator reaches the bottom there is another door which leads into a foe front yard, the grass is astro turf and theres a foundtain with foe trees, the foe tree's scattered around the front and back yards are actually vents which come up outside in the large field and are conceled by boulders with tiny poures, this allows for ventaltion and fresh air which is filtered, now after the found is a front door, when you come in you are in an entry way, off this entry way is a coat closet, and another door leading to a garage, the garage has a door that is lifted upwards by hydrolics and a ramp leads upwards to the outside where there is a drive way leading to nothing and out a gate. Back throught the entry way is another door leading to a hallway which leads to a living room, off the living room is 2 bedrooms, each with it's own master bath, also off the living room is the kitchen, and some a room with the the washer dryer.....throught the kitchen is a glass sliding door which leads to a foe back yard with astro turf, some foe trees a swimming pool and a ventalated grill for cookouts, there is also another fountain....walk throught the backyard a few feet and you come to another door which leads to an actuall backyard that has real gras and real flowers growing via small glass panels scattered through tiny tunnels with lotsa mirriors which bring the sunlight down from above. My house would have dull silver for the door knobs, and the trim and stove and the fridge and the microwave, futuristic looking applicances and furniture ect ect. :D

        & Star, I might have to come see yer house :)
         
      • BigMattTheHobo

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        Hehe thanks. I guess I would want a roof on the plant house that blocks heat detection, if it is possible.
         
      • Yeti Patrol

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        yeah, just have some type of metal on your roof to absord sunlight and heat up, it will most likley confuse the radar :D
         
      • Matt the Fierce

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        My house'll be a huge ass pyramid, about 4 or 5 stories, with two 6 foot Anubis statues at the door. at the top is a master bedroom, and at the base is a huge pool with heiroglyphics lining the side, and in the middle of a neiborhood, muahahahahah :D

        well, maybe its a bit crazy, but y'know, look at my title
         
      • Vigid

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        I have always loved the Playboy mansion. It is great. I love the pool Grotto, that thing is bad ass. Its like a cave/pool/jacuzzi/restroom/sexual paradise.
        It would be a cool place to have a party at. When I get a house someday, and if I am successful in life, I would like to have a cool grotto type of thing that is smaller. Water is a calming thing to look at. Sometimes I look at my fishtank for a long time watching the fishies screw.
         
      • baumy300

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        Lol, I dont smoke pot or anything but damn Star you are definetly the coolest. Espeically for a cop ;) !



        Anyways back on subject. The dream house would have to be on a beach, or at least have a lake behind it. It would need to be at least 3 stories high, have a pool (even if it was by a beach or ocean, a hot tub, basketball court, outdoor movie theatre. Thats for the outdoors. The inside would need a bowling alley, nice family room, arcade room, weight rooms or fitness room, indoor pool and hot tub, waterslide, indoor theatre, a monkey, a bar, and a choo choo train that rides around the whole house and brings me shit. And an indoor race track for go carts and shit. I would also need a big slide and evelator to get from up or down. I will think of more in a bit, thats just for starters ;) OH.........damn howd I forget, my dream house would have a big ass gym that would turn into a freakin party hall so all you ebaums freaks could come over and party. Damn, almost ruined the whole house right there! I could even have a pirate ship in the lake/ocean for droog.
         
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      • Kanism

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        as long as I get my 20 x 20 underground media room with attached wet bar and full bath, I'll be happy.
         
      • Oli

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        If anything is going to be underground its going to be a snooker table with plenty of room, a multitude of arcade machines (including a few pinball machines) and a wine cellar (mini bar to boot). Maybe a personal mausoleum just to freak the guest out....
         
      • ColdReaper

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        oh dear god I just wrote out a 2 page long description of my dream entertainment room but the damn site glitched on me and it was all deleted...
         
      • Big D

        Big D Yeah...I love it

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        Well, I bet it was fucking awesome. Well, I'll just guess you had a dominatrix room, a pool full of jello, a convertable roof for the summer time, a lazyboy toilet, and a glory hole in every room...and you never have to take a turn in the glory hole.
         
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        • Matt the Fierce

          Matt the Fierce lollercaust

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          I have always dreamed of this
           
        • Sketcher

          Sketcher Let the chaos begin

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          One hobby of mine is actually designing houses. Just something to do when I'm bored.

          But anyway, I don't want anything really fancy, I'm more of a traditionalist. As long as it has a finished basement where I can put a pool table.
           
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