Joke of the day

Mar 13, 2006
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Q: What does a 9 volt battery and a girls asshole have in common?
A: You know it's wrong, but sooner or later your gonna put your tongue on it.

That has to be the stupidest least funny joke I have ever heard.
 
Sep 1, 2006
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Q: What does a 9 volt battery and a girls asshole have in common?
A: You know it's wrong, but sooner or later your gonna put your tongue on it.

That has to be the stupidest least funny joke I have ever heard.
I was sayin the same thing when I read it. Though I would have to alter it to being just the worst joke I have seen put on this site.
 

Eksta C

There she blows!
Nov 21, 2006
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I thought it was good.

Of course only a retard would lick a 9 volt battery, but the curiosity of how much it hurt and if you actually got a shock was is weirdly tempting.

Same goes for the butt licking, you know its wrong and pretty rank but
If your horny enough and a girl says lick my Sphincter, im guessin the majority of guys would.

To the people who didn't find it amusing, lick a 9 volt battery and get sphincter licking. :eek:
 

jeffrok

R.I.P. Cain
Nov 10, 2004
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It doesn't "hurt" when you lick a 9 volt battery, and I'm surprised so few in this thread have not done it as little kids. Maybe it's because 9-volt batteries aren't nearly as common as they used to be (when I was little, probably half the toys needed them, and now it's all AA/AAA)..

Anyway, they feel tingly, and taste very metallic.
 
Oct 30, 2004
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I guess if youve never put a nine volt batter onto your toungue you wouldnt get the joke :rolleyes:


I do it everytime i see a nine volt battery, to test its strength