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Joke of the day

Discussion in 'Content Discussion' started by wluprocks, Dec 10, 2006.

  1. wluprocks

    wluprocks Member

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    Q: What does a 9 volt battery and a girls asshole have in common?
    A: You know it's wrong, but sooner or later your gonna put your tongue on it.

    That has to be the stupidest least funny joke I have ever heard.
     
  2. A550RGY

    A550RGY *Power Poster me

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    Why? I liked it just fine. It unexpectedly combines two truths.
     
  3. wluprocks

    wluprocks Member

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    What kind of retard licks a 9 volt battery?
     
  4. JonG

    JonG Insert witty comment here
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    you never tried it. you should.tastes great
     
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    Shmoopie Active Member

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    hahahahahaha I love you
     
  6. SegaCD

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    I was sayin the same thing when I read it. Though I would have to alter it to being just the worst joke I have seen put on this site.
     
  7. Eksta C

    Eksta C There she blows!

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    I thought it was good.

    Of course only a retard would lick a 9 volt battery, but the curiosity of how much it hurt and if you actually got a shock was is weirdly tempting.

    Same goes for the butt licking, you know its wrong and pretty rank but
    If your horny enough and a girl says lick my Sphincter, im guessin the majority of guys would.

    To the people who didn't find it amusing, lick a 9 volt battery and get sphincter licking. :eek:
     
  8. jeffrok

    jeffrok R.I.P. Cain

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    It doesn't "hurt" when you lick a 9 volt battery, and I'm surprised so few in this thread have not done it as little kids. Maybe it's because 9-volt batteries aren't nearly as common as they used to be (when I was little, probably half the toys needed them, and now it's all AA/AAA)..

    Anyway, they feel tingly, and taste very metallic.
     
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    I guess if youve never put a nine volt batter onto your toungue you wouldnt get the joke :rolleyes:


    I do it everytime i see a nine volt battery, to test its strength
     
  10. JonG

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    yours tasted disgusting. tell her to bathe once in a while.....
     

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