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quantas

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Hi!
Mmm… :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Just wanted to ask: do penis-enlargement pills work or it is simply the publicity? Have you tried any?
 

MiKe

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Pills don't work, but this does: Take a pair of pliers, grab the end of your dick, pull on it until it goes numb. If you've done it right your dick will be massive.
 

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some friends of mine and I were going to sign up for a few Enzyte free trials.

i was going to be the guinea pig for it.
we scrapped the idea when we found that they won't make it bigger from their website.

damn you, Bob.
 
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Orion_ZIR

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Sure they do. Just provide me with your (or your parent's) credit card information and I'll provide you with the right stuff! You'll have a donkey schlong within 90 days, guaranteed! Only $19.95 per month. That's only $59.85 for a 90 day supply. Shipping and handling charge included.

*Please note that if you wish to receive a refund you must return the unused portion of the product along with full body unclothed photographs (including your face) from before and after the process. These photographs will be published in your local newspaper(s) and/or school yearbook/newspaper, and sent to your parents, grandparents, distant relatives and significant other to verify that this is indeed you and YOUR penis. After review for a period of not less that 90 days we will credit your account the full purchase price less the $59.00 shipping and handling charge.
 
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vertidew

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Sometimes it's only the publicity, but some pills really work.
I have tried Extagen. So… Well, my wife doesn't need to lie on the table to help me to penetrate deeper into her because I'm longer for 2 inches.
 

Prince_Vegeta

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vertidew said:
Sometimes it's only the publicity, but some pills really work.
I have tried Extagen. So… Well, my wife doesn't need to lie on the table to help me to penetrate deeper into her because I'm longer for 2 inches.
Huh?! A serious answer?

Man, you must be smokin' some waccy baccy!

Also I have a feeling that guy won't be adding anymore posts to his opening one. Hell, I wouldn't come back after asking something that stupid.
 
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FrozenMonkey

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Blame your parents for your small penis. Maybe you should have been black. Consider a negroplasty.
 

hambone

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Sloth, so you're saying I need to worry???

Caveman, that's not true. I tied a 25 lb weight to my dingaling and walked abound with it for a week. I went from 2 to 3 inches but lost alot of my width.
 
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shayla

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I think drinking lots of vitamin D milk helps to thicken it. It works for my boyfriend. Try it for 3 weeks. It has to be full fat milk though.You know how animal rights people{??} vegans{?} whom I love say that "cows milk is for cows to fatten them up, not human consumption ..that's why.:confused: Reminder ...I am a closeted "hippie chick" and my info is based on memory.Marilu Henner wrote a book on this. Humans shouldn't eat corn too, she says, not me.

**I'M SERIOUS-I ALWAYS RESEARCH NATURAL HEALTH /BEAUTY/SEX TIPS**
 
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DeeDee

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You know what makes a penis bigger? Nothing. Face facts.
Your pee pee is small and your girlfriend isn't satisfied.

I mean, why would you even make a thread, much less post in here admitting that your pee pee is small.
 

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shayla said:
I think drinking lots of vitamin D milk helps to thicken it. It works for my boyfriend. Try it for 3 weeks. It has to be full fat milk though. :confused:huffle:
Im on it. :D I love milk. Now.
 

BaxterII

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quantas said:
Hi!
Mmm… :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Just wanted to ask: do penis-enlargement pills work or it is simply the publicity? Have you tried any?
your reputation immediately became "the guy with the small wang"...kill yourself now