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My frst time doing it

Discussion in 'Everything/Nothing' started by Poop4Brains, May 6, 2004.

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  1. Poop4Brains

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    The sky was dark
    The moon was high
    All alone
    Just her and I
    Her hair so soft
    Her eyes so blue
    I knew just what
    She wanted to do
    Her skin so soft
    Her legs so fine
    I ran my fingers
    Down her spine
    I didn't know how
    But I tried my best
    To place my hand
    On her breasts
    I remember my fear
    My fast beating heart
    But slowly she spread
    Her legs apart
    And when she did it
    I felt no shame
    All at once
    The white stuff came
    At last it's finished
    It's all over now
    My first time



    Milking a cow!
     
  2. Albeano

    Albeano Praying Mantis Style

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    ha... ha.... ha... you're mom should of had an abortion
     
  3. Dude Kaboom

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    She was a slut
    I touched her butt
    blah blah blah blah
    do da da da
     
  4. soso0901

    soso0901 GO COUGS

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    haha, I'd seen that before, but it's still funny.
     
  5. Mr. Chigurh

    Mr. Chigurh maintain the machinery

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    She pushed me to the bed and took control. I liked it.
     
  6. Bert. Nacho

    Bert. Nacho #freemilo
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    Fuck off Eddie you necro posting cunt.
     
  7. Mr. Chigurh

    Mr. Chigurh maintain the machinery

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    lol have you even done it yet? :awesome:
     
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    HardLuckKid01 Dapper As Fuck
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    Does anyone else really want to send a Skype message to soso0901?
     
  9. Bert. Nacho

    Bert. Nacho #freemilo
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    No I have never milked a cow.
     
  10. Mr. Chigurh

    Mr. Chigurh maintain the machinery

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    You should try at least one. The big ones are psychic btw, so be careful.
     
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    • Slvtrdr

      Slvtrdr aspiring raper
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      I get my milk in bags.
       
    • lemmiwinx

      lemmiwinx Thanks Obama!
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      I took her home
      We both got naked
      She tried to suck it
      But it poked her in the eye
      And she started crying
       
    • Bert. Nacho

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      I didn't grow up on a dairy farm. We always slaughtered them for beef.

      Disgusting.
       
    • King Cracker

      King Cracker DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM
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      Generally, bumping old threads is fine in my books. It brings new content to the page.

      But when it's a shitty thread that doesn't deserve a bump... heads better fucking roll.
       
    • Darcy

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      As I start to suck
      Lips moving up and down
      He pushes my head as I start to frown
      and then I vomit on his dick




















      True story bro
       
    • RayFinkel

      RayFinkel My Fuckin' DICK!
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      Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
      Jack burned off his fucking dick
       
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      RightWingRobot Power Bottom

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      Mary had a little lamb
      Its fleece was white as snow
      She tongued its ass
      The naughty lass
      And then she screamed Yo Ho!
       
    • Lilith

      Lilith あなたのコーラを飲みます
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      Of joy
      Because she had never seen
      Such a beautiful member

      see i made your poem way better
       

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