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New Arnold Machine VT.3

Discussion in 'Jokes & Soundboards' started by Death_Barrel, May 6, 2004.

  1. Death_Barrel

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    #1 Death_Barrel, May 6, 2004
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  2. insanebeetle

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    2 posts and handing out exe files from a site ive never heard of

    ill wait until someone else downloads it
     
  3. statisticsnerd

    statisticsnerd v v ferret from hell v v

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    Don't worry, it's safe. I checked it with McAfee before I opened it. Fairly decent soundboard, by the way. All of the essential phrases are there, and it is well organized.
     
  4. slenkar

    slenkar u calling me again again

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    Im still waiting for a soundboard that has
    "go straight to the payphone"
    "cia pushing pencils"
    "break goddamn spine"
    "hear the lamentations of the women"
    "why would a priest kill someone"

    on the same board as the other essential clips,

    and please stop making boards that are high resolution,
    800x600 is enough
     
  5. Death_Barrel

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    i will actually be adding those after hearing those quotes from a few clips yestarday, you guys can expect that sometime next friday :)

    FYI: i run linux, and it works just fine with WINE

    srry, i just shot you guys straight to the download you can view here>>>

    http://www.kelsoes.com/how/funny/soundboards

    thx,
    DB
     
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  6. slenkar

    slenkar u calling me again again

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    "Im a cop its all I know what to be"
    "yakkity yak dont talk back"
    "I took a bullet for you"
    "So you cooked up a story and dropped us in the meat grinder"
    "Put that idiot down now!"

    800x600 resolution please!
     
  7. Death_Barrel

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    ok i through an update out there as of today :)

    the update now has:
    "Break your goddamn spine"
    "Tonight"
    "yes i need a room please"
    "no problemo"
    "the most important thing is money"
    "i need a vacation"
    "i have detailed files"
    "so funny sound he makes (~narf~)"
    "i'm a cybernetic organism"
    "1"
    "7"
    "california"
    "sacramento"
    "miami"
    "whats your real name?"


    BTW: you are able to resize the soundboard, just drag it to make it smaller, sorry about it being so big, there is just a lot to it is all.


    enjoy, i need to find the other ones you are talking about man, if you want to make things easy on me then let me know and you can send me the .mp3's or .wav's so i can add them. :)

    cya guys
    DB
     
  8. slenkar

    slenkar u calling me again again

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    they are all in soundboards at www.arnoldcalls.com

    When I resize the soundboard to fit the screen the writing is too small, when I zoom in I can only access one part of the soundboard.

    A couple of quotes from Kindergarten cop
    the part when he talks to cindy at the party that he gatecrashes at the beggining
    "I like you Cindy"
    Can be changed to
    "I like you"
    and the bit where he tells her that he will never stop hanging out with her
    "till the end of time."
    "days nights weekends"

    A part where he has to discipline the kids and he says
    "no more Mr Kimble I have to go to the bathroom"
    "THERE IS NO BATHROOM!"

    Also the absolute must is:
    "I want to talk to you about....." "Premature ejaculation"
     
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  9. Death_Barrel

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    premature ejactulation is already there
     
  10. slenkar

    slenkar u calling me again again

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    theres a soundboard on arnold calls.com with Premature ejaculation mixed with "I want to talk to you about" in the same button.
     
  11. Death_Barrel

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    where can i get the clip that says "CIA got you pushing too many pencils?"

    i need that one :)

    DB
     
  12. slenkar

    slenkar u calling me again again

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    Its in the 'Predator' section of the arnie board on www.arnoldcalls.com that is about 5 MB

    Theres some really great quotes on that board in the predator section:
    "Kill me Kill me now!!!!"
    "meat grinder"
    "Its all bullshit the cabinet minister..."
    "runnn go get to the chopper"
     
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  13. Death_Barrel

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    it askes me for a password everytime.... any other suggestions?
     
  14. slenkar

    slenkar u calling me again again

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    username:arnoldfan
    password :member

    if that doesnt work, join - its free!
     
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    good arnold board.
     
  17. Salami

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    hear the lamentations

    Made me think. Then my head hurt, so I went to google and found the sound byte from Conan "hear the lamentations of the women"

    http://www.wavsource.com/snds_2008-03-01_888350906694402/movie_stars/schwarzenegger/conan_best_in_life.wav
     

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