Ooops, g/f catches me with nuddie pics in my phone...

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StinkyFinger

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...that weren't her. lol. Yeah, so um, now I'm in deep shit. We broke up, I hooked up with some other girls and just so happen to get some nice titty and pussy pics of us doin' it, and I forgot. So she goes through my phone joking around yesterday asking me about who's this,who's that, and low-and-behold, I have Kims titties assigned as her picture when she calls me. Who's Kim?! Who's Kim?!?! Why are there tits on her number!? lol. I had nothing to say but the truth, which if ya haven't guessed wasn't exactly the best answer. Survey said?! *BUZZZZZZZZZ!* Oh well.

So, when you have nuddies in your phone and you have your g/f around and those pics are not hers, then the moral of this story is "Don't be a Stinky". Locky the phony. :(
 

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StinkyFinger said:
...that weren't her. lol. Yeah, so um, now I'm in deep shit. We broke up, I hooked up with some other girls and just so happen to get some nice titty and pussy pics of us doin' it, and I forgot. So she goes through my phone joking around yesterday asking me about who's this,who's that, and low-and-behold, I have Kims titties assigned as her picture when she calls me. Who's Kim?! Who's Kim?!?! Why are there tits on her number!? lol. I had nothing to say but the truth, which if ya haven't guessed wasn't exactly the best answer. Survey said?! *BUZZZZZZZZZ!* Oh well.

So, when you have nuddies in your phone and you have your g/f around and those pics are not hers, then the moral of this story is "Don't be a Stinky". Locky the phony. :(
Well, it could have been worse......
It could have been a picture of you giving a guy in a gimp suit a pearl neckless with a goatse wanabe in the background with a watermellon up his ass...
 
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I laughed though. The owning I'm doing now is to myself until she calms down, or, I'm calling Kim. lolr
 

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Haha you poor guy... But but hopefully she cares enough about you to not let something like that ruin the relationship? Best of luck to you.
 

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harsh, but in ten years this will make an even better more hilarious story then now, and when your like 65 you can creep your grandkids out with it
 
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I will post these pics in Premium tomorrow! WOOT!
 

Masta Shake

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Just go back on Captain Bart's booze cruise. Maybe this timeyou'll have hot whores instead of ugly black ones.
EDIT: Wait, I miss out on more nudie pics from Stinky??!!

~MS
 
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RalphyBoy said:
Quoted for illiteracy.

:rolleyes:

This from the guy who makes more spelling mistakes and typos than a blind midget trying to find the keyboard. Truth.com
 

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Masta Shake said:
Just go back on Captain Bart's booze cruise. Maybe this timeyou'll have hot whores instead of ugly black ones.
EDIT: Wait, I miss out on more nudie pics from Stinky??!!

~MS
at least he can get girls who aren't 15 year old sluts in the forest :D
 

RalphyBoy

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StinkyFinger said:
:rolleyes:

This from the guy who makes more spelling mistakes and typos than a blind midget trying to find the keyboard. Truth.com
This from a cop who has the IQ of a brick...
 
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RalphyBoy said:
This from a cop who has the IQ of a brick...

Actually in the mid 150's, but thanks for playing.

Ralphy, do you realize that you're like the STD of the forums? You infect a thread like crabs on pubes.
 

CheeseMonkeys

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StinkyFinger said:
Actually in the mid 150's, but thanks for playing.

Ralphy, do you realize that you're like the STD of the forums? You infect a thread like crabs on pubes.
So is rehab like the condom? It prevents the STD from infecting?
 
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One could only wish.
 

RalphyBoy

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StinkyFinger said:
Actually in the mid 150's
:icon_rofl :icon_rofl :icon_rofl :icon_rofl

You are not just a moron, but a delusional moron.

StinkyFinger said:
Ralphy, do you realize that you're like the STD of the forums? You infect a thread like crabs on pubes.
Do you realize that reading your posts is like reading the effect of a retarded 4 year old's spaz attack on a keyboard?
 
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