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Ooops, g/f catches me with nuddie pics in my phone...

Discussion in 'Everything/Nothing' started by StinkyFinger, Sep 28, 2005.

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  1. StinkyFinger

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    ...that weren't her. lol. Yeah, so um, now I'm in deep shit. We broke up, I hooked up with some other girls and just so happen to get some nice titty and pussy pics of us doin' it, and I forgot. So she goes through my phone joking around yesterday asking me about who's this,who's that, and low-and-behold, I have Kims titties assigned as her picture when she calls me. Who's Kim?! Who's Kim?!?! Why are there tits on her number!? lol. I had nothing to say but the truth, which if ya haven't guessed wasn't exactly the best answer. Survey said?! *BUZZZZZZZZZ!* Oh well.

    So, when you have nuddies in your phone and you have your g/f around and those pics are not hers, then the moral of this story is "Don't be a Stinky". Locky the phony. :(
     
  2. CheeseMonkeys

    CheeseMonkeys My 2004-2005 avatar

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    You got cell-phowned.

    Yes that was a very idiotic joke.
     
  3. Remiss

    Remiss Swingin' The Donkey

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    Well, it could have been worse......
    It could have been a picture of you giving a guy in a gimp suit a pearl neckless with a goatse wanabe in the background with a watermellon up his ass...
     
  4. StinkyFinger

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    I laughed though. The owning I'm doing now is to myself until she calms down, or, I'm calling Kim. lolr
     
  5. 97GAGT

    97GAGT Espangles Speaker

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    Haha you poor guy... But but hopefully she cares enough about you to not let something like that ruin the relationship? Best of luck to you.
     
  6. RalphyBoy

    RalphyBoy I'm Special.

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    what an idiot....
     
  7. StinkyFinger

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    Quoted for ironny.
     
  8. mech_rabbit

    mech_rabbit Han Solo Shot First
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    harsh, but in ten years this will make an even better more hilarious story then now, and when your like 65 you can creep your grandkids out with it
     
  9. StinkyFinger

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    I will post these pics in Premium tomorrow! WOOT!
     
  10. RalphyBoy

    RalphyBoy I'm Special.

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    Quoted for illiteracy.
     
  11. Masta Shake

    Masta Shake Active Member

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    Just go back on Captain Bart's booze cruise. Maybe this timeyou'll have hot whores instead of ugly black ones.
    EDIT: Wait, I miss out on more nudie pics from Stinky??!!

    ~MS
     
  12. StinkyFinger

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    :rolleyes:

    This from the guy who makes more spelling mistakes and typos than a blind midget trying to find the keyboard. Truth.com
     
  13. mech_rabbit

    mech_rabbit Han Solo Shot First
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    at least he can get girls who aren't 15 year old sluts in the forest :D
     
  14. Masta Shake

    Masta Shake Active Member

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    HEY! I resent that......









    She was 16. ;)

    ~MS
     
  15. CheeseMonkeys

    CheeseMonkeys My 2004-2005 avatar

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    Irony for quoted.

    I mean... at least she didn't find pictures of naked pokemon on your phone. :banghead:
     
  16. RalphyBoy

    RalphyBoy I'm Special.

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    This from a cop who has the IQ of a brick...
     
  17. StinkyFinger

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    Actually in the mid 150's, but thanks for playing.

    Ralphy, do you realize that you're like the STD of the forums? You infect a thread like crabs on pubes.
     
  18. CheeseMonkeys

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    So is rehab like the condom? It prevents the STD from infecting?
     
  19. StinkyFinger

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    One could only wish.
     
  20. RalphyBoy

    RalphyBoy I'm Special.

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    :icon_rofl :icon_rofl :icon_rofl :icon_rofl

    You are not just a moron, but a delusional moron.

    Do you realize that reading your posts is like reading the effect of a retarded 4 year old's spaz attack on a keyboard?
     
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