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Penis Question

Discussion in 'Everything/Nothing' started by baumy300, May 4, 2004.

  1. baumy300

    baumy300 Idolized.
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    Answer this seriously.

    If you had a choice of a 20 inch penis or the one you have now, which would you take?


    (remember, 20 inches would turn alot of girls off for pain reasons)

    But personaly I'd go with 20. Just because it would be fun to take out and slap retarded kids with.
     
  2. Madness

    Madness Once in a while.

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    Of course the 20 inch, But it would be hard trying to stuff that thing in your pants. And imagine trying to masturbate with that, you'd have to use a rope.
     
  3. Oli

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    20 inches wouldn't be much fun- you would faint evertime you got an erection.
     
  4. familyguyfreak

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    No because if you got hard you wouldn't get enough blood to your brain and you'd pass out, but if that didn't happen, of course I'd choose the 20 incher :cool:
     
  5. baumy300

    baumy300 Idolized.
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    LMAO, nice, those were some good answers/points. Well another thing is imagine taking a piss. It would get wet every single time.
     
  6. RaYmOnD

    RaYmOnD Guest

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    I'm fine with the one I have now thanks.....
     
  7. Dual

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    The one I have now fool. I'm assuming you mean that it's 20 inches erect. So when you're not hard it's around 18 inches...still very formidable. It would be hard to hide a boner and you'd have to sit and wait for 15 minutes for it to go away.
     
  8. Jesus-The-Jedi

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    I would stick with my 8 incher. I like to be able to kiss the top, now swallow it.
     
  9. Skinny

    Skinny 8 year olds, Dude.

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    Why in the world would I want to downsize like that?
     
  10. disturbed2

    disturbed2 <strong>Formerly disturbed2</strong>

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    WTF????????!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

    :eek: :eek:

    The one i have now,

    Imagine fitting that 20 inch beast in a jockstrap?!
     
  11. anjroo11688

    anjroo11688 !!!!!SELL SELL SELL!!!!

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    God no, 20 inches is way to big to have. I'm happy with my penis size. I remember awhile ago there was an article in Rolling Stone Magazine about a guy with a 13 inch penis. I only remember a few bits and pieces of it... He said flex your arm.... Thats the girth :eek: And if he put it in the middle of a dinner table it would be able to heat like 3 people. :eek:
     
  12. Big D

    Big D Yeah...I love it

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    I'd go with my own...its always done me right, and we've had so many great times together. There's nothing really special about it exept that its mine. If it were any bigger, especially 20 inches, I think my fiance' would have trouble deep-throating it...I just couldn't have that. My dick does what I want it to when I'm having sex, my girl really likes it, and it shows me a good time too. I think anal would be out of the question with a 20 incher as well...
     
  13. Uncommon Soap

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    20 is too big. I think id slightly upgrade to a 9 tho. 9 is an exellent size.
     
  14. Riley

    Riley The Freakin Rican
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    I am feeling incredible turned off.
     
  15. Caveman

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    I would stick with the one I have now. It is not the size of the boat that matters, it’s how you use it...Trying to maneuver a 20 incher is like trying to drive the titanic.
     
  16. Star

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    tee hee, Laker, you are too funny!!!

    All I can say with a 20 is that you guys would have no problems chasing women off. Deformities gross us out really bad.
     
  17. at0mic88

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    Lol Laker i am with you. Its not the size of the boat but the motion of the oceAN. I will stick with mine thank you. Imagine going to ur mom or gandmoms house with that thing going all the way down ur pant leg :eek:
     
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    • Skinny

      Skinny 8 year olds, Dude.

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      That, my friend, is what you call a choad. And by "heat" I'd suspect you mean "feed."
       
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      • BigMattTheHobo

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        You would pass out when you get a boner.
         
      • B307

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        i am happy with my.

        20 inches is too much. imagine if you have 20" in your pant, and some hot girl walk by you. you penis get hard but have no where to go.
        :)
         
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