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Discussion in 'Everything/Nothing' started by uknowthat1chick, Jun 2, 2017.

  1. uknowthat1chick

    uknowthat1chick Not a Stroke Victim- YET
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    I like penis.

    Discuss,
     
  2. Kumacho

    Kumacho Ummagumma
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    I have something like a penis. Only smaller.
     
  3. Slvtrdr

    Slvtrdr aspiring raper
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    a man clit... the texas tornado if u catch my drift
     
  4. NotABro

    NotABro Ignorant Slut
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    I have something like a penis. Only much, much larger.
     
  5. GHOST

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    boys have penises girls have vaginas
     
  6. Hakik

    Hakik tetraidro rivoluzione
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    Don't assume their gender based on their genitaliases
     
  7. GHOST

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    Oh my bad... Personal Computers
     
  8. uknowthat1chick

    uknowthat1chick Not a Stroke Victim- YET
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    I find this discussion pleasing and entertaining.
     
  9. Slvtrdr

    Slvtrdr aspiring raper
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    does this thread make u touch your penis? :panda:
     
  10. uknowthat1chick

    uknowthat1chick Not a Stroke Victim- YET
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    I'm touching it right now. It's in my husband's pants, so that's kinda awkward.
     
  11. mince

    mince 9000?

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    I like to move mine with my mind and pretend i'm a Jedi. Sorry, Sith.
     
  12. CaptainWow

    CaptainWow Beastin 25/8 Mahogany
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    Typing with one hand.....canny trick:emoji_thumbsup:
     
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    • uknowthat1chick

      uknowthat1chick Not a Stroke Victim- YET
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      Yep. I can do a lot of things with one hand, but most tasks are better done by 2 hands.
       
    • Slvtrdr

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      bulldog..
       
    • uknowthat1chick

      uknowthat1chick Not a Stroke Victim- YET
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      Right? You have to have one hand free to lift the belly.
       
    • Hakik

      Hakik tetraidro rivoluzione
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      • GHOST

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        One time i got really angry with this mean bitch of a girlfriend because she wanted fuck but fuck that bitch and I ran downstairs into the kitchen and got a knife and pretended i was about to cut my dick off so she could have my dick, anyway it really messed her up and she tried to stop me, dumb bitch i would never cut it off over her but she actually believed i was that crazy! I love my penis, may nothing ever hurt you little macho! :)
         
      • Bronson

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        Would you suck a guys dick if he had a long philtrum? Or would that be too much of a turn off?
         

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