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Rules of the Internet

Discussion in 'Everything/Nothing' started by EvaMonkey, Dec 10, 2006.

  1. EvaMonkey

    EvaMonkey Little Brother

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    1: Everything is a Repost

    2: Google and Wikipedia are your new Gods

    3: No one has a sense of humour

    4: Everyone will complain about anything

    5: Tom is not your MySpace Friend

    6: If you're going to rant about something, make sure you "Link" it

    7: You are not going to get a free iPod if you "Zap the Fly"

    8: Or a free PSP

    9:You will always be a Noobie to someone else

    10: Everything is a Repost


    Add to it.
     
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  2. OLIAX

    OLIAX TOP EROM EKOMS
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    11. tits or gtfo
     
  3. Kellenator

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    Your opinion is now fact. Anyone who disagrees with you is stupid.

    The stupider it is, the funnier it is.

    Every girl on the internet is hot.

    Every picture is photoshopped.
     
  4. Dr. Zombie

    Dr. Zombie (Historian)

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    Every video posted on the internet will be called "fake" by someone :ahhh:
     
  5. Owned

    Owned O rly?

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    17. '1337 5p34k' is the official language
     
  6. Nemo

    Nemo omeN
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    18. everyones girlfriend is hot
     
  7. Deep Cover

    Deep Cover whagwan

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    Your popularity can depend on how much of a cunt you are to people.
     
  8. dude22

    dude22 ...And The Battle Begun

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    Everything that happens ever is followed by a conspiracy theory of why it happened.
     
  9. Ganja Ninja

    Ganja Ninja Derka Derka

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    Your post count is directly proportional to your penis size.
     
  10. OLIAX

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    Ganja Ninja
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    Location: Canada, eh?
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    21:noobs will always be noobs
     
  11. marhsmellow14

    marhsmellow14 soft and squishy

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    says alot for you

    no gameconsole is worser then the other, there are just some that are better
     
  12. rand0m

    rand0m you remind me of gay

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    you can download RAM, you just have to find the right page
     
  13. Squeezymo

    Squeezymo Dirty Homey

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    27.) Nobody reads eachother's posts
    28.) We're all attention whores
    29.) Stuntman25 was, is, and always will be your bitch.
     
  14. Toretto

    Toretto Nonpremius frequentriatus

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    I don't know if Squeezmo has written these down, because I didn't felt like reading his post, but...

    25. it's cool, nay, a MUST to act though to people who would gut you in real life.
     
  15. Mr Nelson

    Mr Nelson Guest

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    26. Firefox is the better browser.
     
  16. Riukken

    Riukken I see what you did there

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    27. Ignore rule number 26, IE7 is better.
    28. Don't feed the trolls.
     
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    #whatever


    It isn't rape if ____________________!1!!!1!!!!!!!


    It is rape if you end up on dateline NBC.
     
  18. DarkTalon

    DarkTalon Devoted Christian

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    Grammar Nazis run rampent
     
  19. r(2)Truth

    r(2)Truth Member

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    30. If you get high, do it on Pete's couch.
     
  20. doorknobopener

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    31. Everyone on the internet figured out all the big questions, ie, how we got here, where we go after we die, what evil is, etc.
     

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