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So how should I fuck with my roommate?

Discussion in 'Everything/Nothing' started by bsquared977, Dec 10, 2006.

  1. bsquared977

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    I got stuck with a shitty roommate my first semester at college and I'm transferring schools for next semester cause the major is better at another school.

    So on Friday I am no longer responsible for damages, noise, etc. coming from the room and I leave Saturday morning. He leaves school before me and comes back next semester to the same room.

    Advise me on how to fuck up the room.
     
  2. JonG

    JonG Insert witty comment here
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    piss all over it and shit down the back of the radiator
     
  3. bwrice

    bwrice Banned

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    Hide some fish in the vents
     
  4. OLIAX

    OLIAX TOP EROM EKOMS
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    tampons and tomato ketchup...
     
  5. MidgetHunter

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    Shit under the carpet
     
  6. strikeandburn

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    :confused:quint: I see what you did there...
     
  7. Cousin Eddie

    Cousin Eddie My name is Dan Cooper

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    cement down the drains = MAJOR $$$$$$ costs


    or spray some deer scent/urine (buy it in sporting goods store)on all his shit (preferrably fabric).... it smells incredibly horrid. Do it RIGHT before you leave!
     
    #7 Cousin Eddie, Dec 10, 2006
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  8. Chunk

    Chunk I got a Baby Ruth!

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    Burn that mother fucker down!
     
  9. Superior_to_you

    Superior_to_you Wish I could edit my sig.

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    Leave a dairy product somewhere hard to find and get to.
     
  10. gigglemuffin

    gigglemuffin California FTW

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    I think cement down the drain and a dairy product in a hard to find place would be perfecto.
     
  11. Sleek

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    put some bacon behind the radiator
     
  12. Cousin Eddie

    Cousin Eddie My name is Dan Cooper

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    wait.... WHY is your roomate a shitty roomate? Is he a decent person, but just not "cool" in your eyes? Perhaps YOU are the shitty roomate? Ever thought about that?

    I have known plenty of decent people who got fucked over by morons who thought they deseved it.

    Give examples of how he is a "shitty" roomate , please.
     
  13. EvaMonkey

    EvaMonkey Little Brother

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    Inject him with AIDs
     
  14. BurkeWorld

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    With your penis.

    Or was that a given?

    Burkey
     
  15. emster

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    put yer penis in ze butt = fuck with ze roommate
     
  16. BattleShip Ron

    BattleShip Ron Well-Known Member

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    If the door to the room opens out toward the hall, prop a couch against it from the inside. When he opens the door the couch will push the door open and fall on him. :hilarious:
     
  17. mathue

    mathue Carpe Diem

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    Take an upper decker (drop a shit in the upper section of the toilet)
     
  18. Devastation

    Devastation Fac et Spera
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    Sell your half of the room to a Jewish Blaxican transvestite.
     
  19. Natedawg1848

    Natedawg1848 Active Member

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    Upper deck the son of a bitch. Take the lid off his toilet and unhook the chain. Take a massive shit, or multiple shits in the tank, and then close the lid. When he gets back his toilet wont flush and when he opens it up there will be a solid layer of dissolved shit at the bottom of his toilet that he will have to sift through the recover the chain so he can flush the toilet.

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    beat me to it, but you forgot hte best part, unhooking the chain.
     
  20. Cousin Eddie

    Cousin Eddie My name is Dan Cooper

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    ^^^^^^^^ :lmao:

    THAT goes into my little dirty tricks file! :D

    better yet! Add some of that opaque blue water chemical stuff to it so that he just thinks the chain has fallen & he sticks his hand down to retrieve it & comes up with a handfull of semi-liquid shit! :lmao: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    #20 Cousin Eddie, Dec 10, 2006
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