So how should I fuck with my roommate?

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I got stuck with a shitty roommate my first semester at college and I'm transferring schools for next semester cause the major is better at another school.

So on Friday I am no longer responsible for damages, noise, etc. coming from the room and I leave Saturday morning. He leaves school before me and comes back next semester to the same room.

Advise me on how to fuck up the room.
 

Cousin Eddie

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cement down the drains = MAJOR $$$$$$ costs


or spray some deer scent/urine (buy it in sporting goods store)on all his shit (preferrably fabric).... it smells incredibly horrid. Do it RIGHT before you leave!
 
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Cousin Eddie

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wait.... WHY is your roomate a shitty roomate? Is he a decent person, but just not "cool" in your eyes? Perhaps YOU are the shitty roomate? Ever thought about that?

I have known plenty of decent people who got fucked over by morons who thought they deseved it.

Give examples of how he is a "shitty" roomate , please.
 

BattleShip Ron

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If the door to the room opens out toward the hall, prop a couch against it from the inside. When he opens the door the couch will push the door open and fall on him. :hilarious:
 

Natedawg1848

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Upper deck the son of a bitch. Take the lid off his toilet and unhook the chain. Take a massive shit, or multiple shits in the tank, and then close the lid. When he gets back his toilet wont flush and when he opens it up there will be a solid layer of dissolved shit at the bottom of his toilet that he will have to sift through the recover the chain so he can flush the toilet.

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Take an upper decker (drop a shit in the upper section of the toilet)
beat me to it, but you forgot hte best part, unhooking the chain.
 

Cousin Eddie

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^^^^^^^^ :lmao:

THAT goes into my little dirty tricks file! :D

better yet! Add some of that opaque blue water chemical stuff to it so that he just thinks the chain has fallen & he sticks his hand down to retrieve it & comes up with a handfull of semi-liquid shit! :lmao: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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