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Some bullshit about breastfeeding..

Discussion in 'Everything/Nothing' started by VercettiCartel, Dec 9, 2006.

  1. VercettiCartel

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    I found this on another forum. If it makes any difference, the person who posted it was a fat dyke. The dumb bitch didn't even post a link.
     
  2. svenson_26

    svenson_26 owner of you

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    That is bullshit. Humans were designed to breastfeed. I has worked for the past couple of million years. Why is it bad all of a sudden?
     
  3. Anita Bidet

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    Wow, that really is some serious bullshit. I like how they give all these stats (3/4 of breastfed people have [this] problem), but they say nothing about how that compares to the general population.

    Probably about 2/3-3/4 of the population is breastfed at some point, so chances are good that if you take a random person with a sexual perversion, they will have been breastfed. It's not an if/then statement. It's coincidence.

    And when you take into account all the PROVEN health risks of not breastfeeding, this article is just ridiculous.
     
  4. ConanTL

    ConanTL Well-Known Member

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    I call bullshit simply because there is no information on the web on Erik von Krammer besides this 'translated' document.
     
  5. JaMaiCa

    JaMaiCa Banned

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    I'm betting that's an accurate description for 3/4 of the female population, if not more. I'm leaning on the latter, I mean who the hell doesn't develop sexual perversions? He writes like it's a bad thing.
     
  6. VercettiCartel

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    A large amount of guys having a sexual perversion is common because people in general are disfunctional in one way or another. So, this kind of crazy shit happens. Breastfeeding is a natural part of growth for young mammals. It's not some psychologically damaging routine.
     
  7. Spike Lee

    Spike Lee Elitist, motherfucka.
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    Yeah, why do people complain about breastfeeding. I find nothing wrong or disgusting about it.

    That article is so lame as well.
     
  8. ThePope

    ThePope Currently Menstruating.

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    I don't know about women but when a baby sucks my tits I orgasm.
     
  9. Dr. Zombie

    Dr. Zombie (Historian)

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    I second this motion and move to strike!

    Hmmm... well.. haha, well I would like to hear from the mom's on this board?! Do you get aroused when breast feeding your kids? I figured once they got teeth, that it wouldn't be that arousing.

    But yeah, as arousing as that article is, I find it to be bullshit!

    edit: Plus, what the fuck does the article mean when it says "the boy will have orgasms upon masturbating"? Why else would you masturbate.... to tease yourself? Well I've done that, but duh, that is why he is whacking it, to rub one out. What a stupid article.
     
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  10. Suicida1Poptart

    Suicida1Poptart <b>Jesus Mcawesome</b>
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    It's true. You'd be surprised how many "I just let Lalito suck mah tits. It was hawt" threads there are in premium.


    ;) ... I keed JDH
     
  11. pomplemousse

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    What a load of bullshit, the said serial killers in the article just coincidentally happen to be breastfed, how the fuck can they compare this to the general population. I want JDH's opinion on this one, cos im not even a woman, let alone a mum.
     
  12. poonage_pimp

    poonage_pimp Fucking Assblaster...

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    I was breastfed and i guess according to the article i should be wanting to suck on my mommas ta ta's.

    His PhD should be revoked lol.

    fucking idiot
     
  13. ThaiTanium22

    ThaiTanium22 VR6 can nevar lose!!!

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    Lurking variables.

    "I am against seat belts because in the vast majority of high speed crashes in which the driver was wearing a seat belt, he or she died."

    The deaths are due to the high speed crash, not the seat belt

    "I would prefer that soldiers wear cloth helmets as opposed to Kevlar helmets because there is a higher rate of head trauma for soldiers wearing Kevlar helmets who received head injuries than those who wore cloth helmets."

    There is a higher rate of head trauma because soldiers wearing cloth helmets who got shot in the head simply died.

    "I am against breast feeding because sexual predators were once breast fed."

    You figure it out.
     
  14. Spike Lee

    Spike Lee Elitist, motherfucka.
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    none. I had a sneak peek.
     
  15. emster

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    That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. End of discussion.
     
  16. snozberry

    snozberry hiphopopotamus

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    wow that is complete bullshit.

    breastfeeding is better because the mother also gives the baby antibodies and such to enhance it's immunity. and letting the breasts drain makes them less sore and what not.
     
  17. evil joe

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    You can breastfeed me any day, Mr. Boots.
     
  18. VercettiCartel

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    I'm so flattered. In fact you call me your lactating machine for your breakfast cereal! :eek:
     
  19. DarkTalon

    DarkTalon Devoted Christian

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    My girlfreind wont breastfeed me, is there any way I can heve her arrested?
     
  20. MattyB

    MattyB Fnord

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    Well, I personally can't see the connection between corpse fucking and breastfeeding, but thats just me.
     

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