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Stupid things people say

Discussion in 'Everything/Nothing' started by britishbulldog, Dec 8, 2006.

  1. britishbulldog

    britishbulldog Mastering the gag reflex

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    ''Its more afraid of you than you are of it'' (No it's fucking not!)

    ''Eat it up, it'll put hairs your chest'' (Parent talking to child)

    ''If you keep doing that you'll go blind'' (No, I'll just get I tired wrist)
     
  2. Nemo

    Nemo omeN
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    sitting close to the tv gives you square eyes

    eating crust off bread gives you curly hair

    and when people say gay shit like "i hate you, me"

    EDIT: my mom said if i watch porn it will make me go blind lolz
     
  3. Allergic

    Allergic Member

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    "If you break your leg, don't come running to me."
     
  4. FonsecaWalls

    FonsecaWalls I came, I saw, I posted!

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    "Don't put your seed into my daughters belly" (like as if I'm going to do that to my sister/aunt ... twice)
     
  5. camilo

    camilo <strong>Formerly cam1lo</strong>

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    Anal sex is for gays.
     
  6. Nemo

    Nemo omeN
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    yea they piss me off when they say shit like that :rolleyes:
     
  7. EvaMonkey

    EvaMonkey Little Brother

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    "Oh and I bet if your friend jumped off a cliff you'd do it too?" Hell no, I'm gonna be the one who pushed him.
     
  8. Tazer

    Tazer REMEMBER! STAY HYDRATED!

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    "You won't be laughing when you have to go to the hospital!" Maybe, but I'll be laughing my ass off later about it.

    "You'll put someone's eye out with that damn thing!" You think it's that big?

    "Did you seriously just do that?" Newp, my evil twin appeared again!

    "If you smoke pot you'll go stupid." Marijuana, Proud sponsors of... uh... I forgot.

    "Touch my daughter, and I'll fucking kill you." I found out how many licks it takes to get to the center of her tootsie pop and the world will never know!

    "Santa won't give you any presents this year." Bitch, coal is a present and if you give me that shit, I will burn this fucking house down with it!

    "I hate you." Let's grudge fuck! I'll put it in your pewper just for good measure.
     
  9. Waster

    Waster Dr Rick Daglass, MD.

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    "Sniper!"

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  10. Tazer

    Tazer REMEMBER! STAY HYDRATED!

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    "Your Mom goes to college" NO SHIT BITCH! Everyone goes to college now a days.
     
  11. Eksta C

    Eksta C There she blows!

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    Or did you just get your ears lowered?
     
  12. Tazer

    Tazer REMEMBER! STAY HYDRATED!

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    This pisses me off more than that.

    "No I got 'em all cut." >Cue redneck laughter<

    *Eye twitch, knuckle clench, blood vessel pop, and complete mental breakdown* SMARTASS MOTHER FUCKER!

    *Eye twitch, kick, wipe off blood* There, I feel better.
     
  13. Stoink

    Stoink Nigga Cakes?
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    "I've lost my keys, have you seen them?"

    "were did you last have them?"

    "If I knew that I wouldn't be looking for them you fucktard!!!!"
     
  14. Deep Cover

    Deep Cover whagwan

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    “The whole history of science has been the gradual realization that events do not happen in an arbitrary manner, but that they reflect a certain underlying order, which may or may not be divinely inspired.”
     
  15. dude22

    dude22 ...And The Battle Begun

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    E=Mc Squared.
     
  16. Eksta C

    Eksta C There she blows!

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    I'll let you put it where ever you like as long as you like whereever you put it.
     
  17. Anita Bidet

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    "Didja get your ears lowered?"
    Har-difuckinghar.

    "Are you going to the movies?"
    "Um. No, why?"
    "Well, you were sure picking your seat!"

    I also hate that everybody always has to ask about my "love life." It's my fucking business, you assholes. I hate gossips.
     
  18. BattleShip Ron

    BattleShip Ron Well-Known Member

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    Oh, I hate that one! Not a week goes by...
     
  19. EvaMonkey

    EvaMonkey Little Brother

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    I'm sorry my student, but I need that one explaining to me.
     
  20. Waster

    Waster Dr Rick Daglass, MD.

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    Replace "seat" with "buttocks".
     

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