Stupid things people say

britishbulldog

Mastering the gag reflex
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''Its more afraid of you than you are of it'' (No it's fucking not!)

''Eat it up, it'll put hairs your chest'' (Parent talking to child)

''If you keep doing that you'll go blind'' (No, I'll just get I tired wrist)
 

Nemo

omeN
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Oct 26, 2006
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sitting close to the tv gives you square eyes

eating crust off bread gives you curly hair

and when people say gay shit like "i hate you, me"

EDIT: my mom said if i watch porn it will make me go blind lolz
 

Tazer

REMEMBER! STAY HYDRATED!
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"You won't be laughing when you have to go to the hospital!" Maybe, but I'll be laughing my ass off later about it.

"You'll put someone's eye out with that damn thing!" You think it's that big?

"Did you seriously just do that?" Newp, my evil twin appeared again!

"If you smoke pot you'll go stupid." Marijuana, Proud sponsors of... uh... I forgot.

"Touch my daughter, and I'll fucking kill you." I found out how many licks it takes to get to the center of her tootsie pop and the world will never know!

"Santa won't give you any presents this year." Bitch, coal is a present and if you give me that shit, I will burn this fucking house down with it!

"I hate you." Let's grudge fuck! I'll put it in your pewper just for good measure.
 

Stoink

Nigga Cakes?
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"I've lost my keys, have you seen them?"

"were did you last have them?"

"If I knew that I wouldn't be looking for them you fucktard!!!!"
 
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“The whole history of science has been the gradual realization that events do not happen in an arbitrary manner, but that they reflect a certain underlying order, which may or may not be divinely inspired.”
 
#17
"Didja get your ears lowered?"
Har-difuckinghar.

"Are you going to the movies?"
"Um. No, why?"
"Well, you were sure picking your seat!"

I also hate that everybody always has to ask about my "love life." It's my fucking business, you assholes. I hate gossips.