I suggest a soundboard that can do everything for you, from writing your CV or resume to making cups of coffee and chairing your board meeting. A soundboard that not only feeds your pets when you are on holiday, but that actually does your job to boot. It should also be able to drive your car, take your kids to school and solve the newspaper crossword puzzle.
Oh yeah, a Micheal Parkinson one would be excellent.
Man, do you know what a CRAZY soundboard would be? How about Michael Savage? Can you imagine the reactions to "Are you a sodomite? You should only get AIDS and die, you pig! Go eat a sausage and choke on it!". Also, I recall him telling someone a couple of months ago to "GO TO HELL, YOU COMMUNIST VERMIN!!!" several times at the top of his lungs. Does anyone else find this man entertaining? I would create a soundboard of him, but I don't have the Flash skills to create one or recordings from his show.