Thank god

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ninous26

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I was in the bathroom taking a crap, then I looked to my side and saw that the toilet paper roll was empty. I freaked out and there were guests in the house so i couldnt call to anybody for TP then i open the cabinet below and reach in the back and i felt the last roll of tp in the house, what a relief!!!!!!!!
 
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ninous26

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i had to use cotten once, and once when i was 7 or 8 i used the towel used for drying face/hands.
 

brainkandy87

Old soldiers never die
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Have you ever stuck hamsters up your ass, then squeezed out a bottle of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" up there in your ass with the hamsters, then clogged up your asshole with cotton balls?

It's like a majestic flow of sensual joy.
 
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CowBell

#8
ROFL

What a thread. I enjoy hearing about your rectal exploits.

oh wait

I actually do. Carry on :eek: