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Discussion in 'Everything/Nothing' started by ninous26, Sep 28, 2005.

  1. ninous26

    ninous26 Guest

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    I was in the bathroom taking a crap, then I looked to my side and saw that the toilet paper roll was empty. I freaked out and there were guests in the house so i couldnt call to anybody for TP then i open the cabinet below and reach in the back and i felt the last roll of tp in the house, what a relief!!!!!!!!
     
  2. eadgbe

    eadgbe It's ice cream, pervert.

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    i like pie. and cookies
     
  3. ninous26

    ninous26 Guest

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    funny, i shat out cookies and pie.
     
  4. Keenan

    Keenan Member

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    When worse comes to worse, use a washcloth.
     
  5. ninous26

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    i had to use cotten once, and once when i was 7 or 8 i used the towel used for drying face/hands.
     
  6. brainkandy87

    brainkandy87 Old soldiers never die

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    Have you ever stuck hamsters up your ass, then squeezed out a bottle of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" up there in your ass with the hamsters, then clogged up your asshole with cotton balls?

    It's like a majestic flow of sensual joy.
     
  7. ninous26

    ninous26 Guest

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    no, im not gay, but i really enjoy taking shits, especially huge ones.
     
  8. CowBell

    CowBell Guest

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    ROFL

    What a thread. I enjoy hearing about your rectal exploits.

    oh wait

    I actually do. Carry on :eek:
     
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