The yo mamma thread

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Dunce

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#1
Yo mammas so fat I swerved to avoid her and ran out of gas.

^ Funniest one I have ever heard.

Share yours.
 

Tazer

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#3
Man, both of your jokes came off the internet so hard, it should have came with a pop up!
 

Squeezymo

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#5
uh oh. Blue Team.... code 23 situation. Stand down Blue Team.... stand down Blue Team..... wait for the flamers to get the first hit.... don't wanna get burnt.


but while we are at it, you're mama so ugly, your dad brings her to work just so he won't have to kiss her good bye
 

gigglemuffin

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#7
yo mama is so fat, that she will probably develop heart disease, diabetes, and high blood pressure. And die. OWNED
 

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#9
Yo mama's got three fingers and runs around stealing bowling balls


Yo mama has one tooth and they call her Drill-Bit