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The yo mamma thread

Discussion in 'Jokes & Soundboards' started by Dunce, Dec 12, 2006.

  1. Dunce

    Dunce DJ Dunce, that is
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    Yo mammas so fat I swerved to avoid her and ran out of gas.

    ^ Funniest one I have ever heard.

    Share yours.
     
  2. LBJ23

    LBJ23 Lyndon B. Johnson

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    Yo momma is so old that shes seen this thread at least 5 times before
     
  3. Tazer

    Tazer REMEMBER! STAY HYDRATED!

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    Man, both of your jokes came off the internet so hard, it should have came with a pop up!
     
  4. plagued

    plagued hasteee

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    Ok hair jordan.
     
  5. Squeezymo

    Squeezymo Dirty Homey

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    uh oh. Blue Team.... code 23 situation. Stand down Blue Team.... stand down Blue Team..... wait for the flamers to get the first hit.... don't wanna get burnt.


    but while we are at it, you're mama so ugly, your dad brings her to work just so he won't have to kiss her good bye
     
  6. The_Bosh

    The_Bosh Banned

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    yo mama so old, she remembers when yo mama jokes were cool
     
  7. gigglemuffin

    gigglemuffin California FTW

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    yo mama is so fat, that she will probably develop heart disease, diabetes, and high blood pressure. And die. OWNED
     
  8. Squeezymo

    Squeezymo Dirty Homey

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    lovin the sig G
     
  9. Genious

    Genious Implanted

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    Yo mama's got three fingers and runs around stealing bowling balls


    Yo mama has one tooth and they call her Drill-Bit
     

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