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Thread topics you will never make

Discussion in 'Everything/Nothing' started by Dude Kaboom, May 6, 2004.

  1. Dude Kaboom

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    So i'm thinking about thread topics to discuss here and there are some i'm coming to realize that i will definately never never make due to obvious reasons like gross, wierd, dumb or incredibly too cool for these lowly earth people. jj. Some of the ones i'm thinking about are,..

    'How much stank is too stanky?'
    'I'll by ya a beer if you introduce me to your sister'
    'My pet rock ran away'
    'Knife, chainsaw or axe?'
    'Supergirl - Nothing wrong with that'

    ...and so on. For the most part these will remain just random thoughts in the far corners of my mind, and may never see the light of day however i'm sure that there are a few drafts in your mind aswell, and was thinking this would be a good place to post or discuss them.
     
  2. Tasha Lake

    Tasha Lake Magentophobe
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    "how many arabian hookers have YOU slept with?"

    "how do you wipe"
    oh, right, that one made it through the censors
     
  3. NONE9999

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    Some I would never make would be,

    "Hey this got deleted, but I'm posting it up again."
    "How long are your fingers?" (too many questions lol)

    ect.
    ect.

    :D
     
  4. disturbed2

    disturbed2 <strong>Formerly disturbed2</strong>

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    I would never make ones:

    "Thread topics you will never make"

    "How long is your Richard?"

    "wow check out my leet site"

    "wow look at this hot chick, her name is tub girl"

    but the best one ever made is the one in my sig.
     
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  6. MrMix

    MrMix i'm getting older

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    "Post pics of your cock! may edition"
     
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    Yeti Patrol Rub my belly.
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  8. Madness

    Madness Once in a while.

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    I don't think we'll ever make the "Hey let's all be like little Jon" thread. WIth all the yeah's okays and whats.

    Or the "How do you get blood out your prison jumpsuit?" Thread

    And the " Anybody got the feeling to have sex with an animal" thread.
     
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    • Vigid

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      Here is thread topic I will never make.......
      "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"
       
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      • gUy

        gUy Old Guard

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        Someone made a thread about "if u had sex with an animal, wah would it be?"


        Threads that won't happen are......

        "so i was walking around my parents room the other night...."

        "i just noticed, my TEACHER HAD A BONER!!ROFLLMAO!!"

        "telly tubbies, or powerrangers? this could get ugly"

        least likely to come up...

        "i love kanism and chris. i want to have sex with them all night!!!"

        if u think about it, its true.
         
      • anjroo11688

        anjroo11688 !!!!!SELL SELL SELL!!!!

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        I think the member Deermaster made that thread, I couldant find it because it has been long since deleted. :/
         
      • moldy_hair

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        I always hate seeing the common "Ok, I have to rant" topics. I try to stay away from those.

        Then there's also the spammings of crappy websites or 0utwar or some stupid thing like that.
         
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        I had sex with Pyro last night

        Why I think Chocolate sucks

        I wish I had man balls
         
      • Yeti Patrol

        Yeti Patrol Rub my belly.
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        "'Jon Dower Cookbook Volume 3'
        30 ways to cook a nigger"

        "Riley isn't a bitch" :rolleyes:
         
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      • Yeti Patrol

        Yeti Patrol Rub my belly.
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        Damn straight bitch :@
         
      • Riley

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        yeah thats me, a big bitch. :cool:
         
      • catgarvin

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        Those were pretty damn funny, Riley. :)
         

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