Thread topics you will never make

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Dude Kaboom

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So i'm thinking about thread topics to discuss here and there are some i'm coming to realize that i will definately never never make due to obvious reasons like gross, wierd, dumb or incredibly too cool for these lowly earth people. jj. Some of the ones i'm thinking about are,..

'How much stank is too stanky?'
'I'll by ya a beer if you introduce me to your sister'
'My pet rock ran away'
'Knife, chainsaw or axe?'
'Supergirl - Nothing wrong with that'

...and so on. For the most part these will remain just random thoughts in the far corners of my mind, and may never see the light of day however i'm sure that there are a few drafts in your mind aswell, and was thinking this would be a good place to post or discuss them.
 
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NONE9999

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Some I would never make would be,

"Hey this got deleted, but I'm posting it up again."
"How long are your fingers?" (too many questions lol)

ect.
ect.

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I would never make ones:

"Thread topics you will never make"

"How long is your Richard?"

"wow check out my leet site"

"wow look at this hot chick, her name is tub girl"

but the best one ever made is the one in my sig.
 

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"how much sperm du YOU produce/time?"
"my pubic hair smells funny"
"the post pics of your poo thread"
"i´m a ricer, and proud of it. here´s a pic of my civic" (there´s a flame-war thread...)
 

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"HEY EVERYONE! I just murdered my entire family and now i'm performing necrophiliac act's of sex on all of them!.......any of you into necrophelia and serial killing?"
 

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Here is thread topic I will never make.......
"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"
 

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Someone made a thread about "if u had sex with an animal, wah would it be?"


Threads that won't happen are......

"so i was walking around my parents room the other night...."

"i just noticed, my TEACHER HAD A BONER!!ROFLLMAO!!"

"telly tubbies, or powerrangers? this could get ugly"

least likely to come up...

"i love kanism and chris. i want to have sex with them all night!!!"

if u think about it, its true.
 

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I always hate seeing the common "Ok, I have to rant" topics. I try to stay away from those.

Then there's also the spammings of crappy websites or 0utwar or some stupid thing like that.