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mdmike70

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:D i already sent a copy to ebaum's email but i wanna hear your comments. I heard it on the radio and I roughly copied it. Rate this from a 1-10:
This guy goes to the doctor with a dot on his forehead.

The doctor says "Oh my God! I have never seen this before but I have read about it! In six weeks you are going to have a full-sized penis growing our of your forehead."

"Just cut it out" says the patient.

"I can't." replies the doctor. "It's attached to your brain - you'd die."

"Oh my God!" says the patient. "So you are saying that in six weeks every morning when I wake up and I look in the mirror, I'm going to see a penis growing out of my forehead?"

"Oh, you won't see it," says the doctor. "Your balls will cover your eyes." :D