We Need A New User Section Again

CaptainWow

Beastin 25/8 Mahogany
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#1
We're getting spammed to shit and barely getting any new users, and any new users we do get are more likely to be put off by pages and pages of shit like this ''muslim astrologer +91 9521481542 Istikhara Wazifa spells to save marriage from divo'' than having to post 5 times before their account is activated.

Peace negros.
 

AndrewRyan

No Gods or Kings.
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Feb 20, 2010
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#3
Good idea:

"Let's make it so that you have to post ten times in other threads before you can create your own, just like in every competently managed forum."

Bad idea aka PepperPeanut's logic:

"Hur dur, let's make the forum inconvenient for everybody else and prompt an error message anytime somebody posts. Oh wait, the spammers are still spamming their threads? Uh ... back the front page where I can slap the eBaum's World logo on stolen videos from YouTube! I'll be back in 6 months and pretend that I give a shit about this forum."
 

King Cracker

DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM
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#7
Pepperpeanut and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and then the baby looked at me.
 

Gouki

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#8
We originally had one, but it was scrapped for blah, blah, blah.
Prolly need to bring that back.
 

NYG 5

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#9
Good idea:

"Let's make it so that you have to post ten times in other threads before you can create your own, just like in every competently managed forum."

Bad idea aka PepperPeanut's logic:

"Hur dur, let's make the forum inconvenient for everybody else and prompt an error message anytime somebody posts. Oh wait, the spammers are still spamming their threads? Uh ... back the front page where I can slap the eBaum's World logo on stolen videos from YouTube! I'll be back in 6 months and pretend that I give a shit about this forum."
Hey buddy, thanks for sticking your neck out to be our whistle blower. I'm sure PP will not be pleased when he sees this next year.
 

Danny Bailey

Cunts Running This Place
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#10
We originally had one, but it was scrapped for blah, blah, blah.
Prolly need to bring that back.
That would be way too intelligent for the the cunts that run this place.
 

CaptainWow

Beastin 25/8 Mahogany
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#11
We originally had one, but it was scrapped for blah, blah, blah.
Prolly need to bring that back.
I was one of the mods for it. I still have my magical mod ban and clear powers but I am just one man.
 

322

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#12
since i live on the forum, why not give me the ability to ban people? i'm totes trustworthy and you totes obvi can take away my priv if you see me harsh micro abusing my right....
 

Danny Bailey

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#13
since i live on the forum, why not give me the ability to ban people? i'm totes trustworthy and you totes obvi can take away my priv if you see me harsh micro abusing my right....
Because you are Canadian.
 

Dropofahat

Power-mad Ad-min
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#15
I happen to agree with the OP, and am trying to make it happen.
 

AlmostApathetic

Supporter: Directive 17
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#16
Do we still have a token mod? He never comes around anymore or contributes to the forum. He treats this place like a job or a baby.
 
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Agree completely.

As a new user I think that would be an awesome way to make the Ebaums Forum world smaller. Great site and love the banter on here.
 

Slvtrdr

aspiring raper
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#20
*pulls down pants, stares at magic wand*

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