Weirdest messages in bathroom stalls

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Pig

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Post any strange messages you've read in bathroom stalls,

Seen this one about 2 weeks ago.

" I peed on this seat. "
 

mech_rabbit

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in a stall at my school a couple of years ago, in one stall a girl had written "I have a penis is a pickle jar" so my friend meghan goes and under neath it writes "holy shit, then where's the pickle?!" classic.
 

eadgbe

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"there once was a whore named annie
whose prices were very uncanny
a buck for a fuck
fifty cents for a suck
or a dime for a smack on the fanny"

p.s. ^ finally some cool colors
 

MarkNucero44

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#7
I remember when I was 6 I saw "I had sex where your standing kid" at the top of a McDonald's playplace thing right over the slide.

It will never be erased from my mind.
 

RickJamesGhost

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#8
i actually found this classic on the side of the bathroom,"Man, a lot of people shit with pens" surrounded by swastikas and "kill the jews"
 
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#9
I remember something smart actually written on a bathroom wall. There was a piece of sheet rock missing on the wall, and you could see the bricks that lay behind it. So someone wrote "Here lies fotunado" [/poe reference]
 
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Milkymilk

#10
And the winner is...


Mexican Space Shuttle


on the side of a plastic porta potty.



Another old favorite:

Free Cowboy Hats

on a paper toilet seat dispenser.
 

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"I am watching you......" and after that in differnt hand writing "GOD?"

EDIT: Just rememberd one on a condom machine "Don't buy this gum it tastes like a balloon" I know its dumb but some one wrote it.
 
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The lock was broken in the place i was going to take shit in and beside it wrote "Microsoft Security". Then another person wrote "Apple sucks, Microsoft is better". Then I assume the same guy who wrote the first thing wrote "The only reason microsoft better is because their pc are cheap" and war between apple and MS kept going on and filled the door. I think a third guy came in and said "Linux owns all"
 

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#14
My favorite is the Bathroom Poetry

Here I sit
All broken hearted
Tried to Shit
But only farted

Lucky Ass
You had your chance
Tried to fart
And Shit my pants

Here I sit In stinky vapor
All because some asshole
stole the toilet paper

Shall I lie
Shall I linger
Shall I be forced
To use my finger?
 
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dudeinanigloo

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Here are some that I've seen:

- Unlimited
Supply of
Assholes

^^ :hilarious:

- Here I sit all broken hearted - tried to shit, and only farted.

- If you want some cock, come here after school at 3:10. (The odd thing was that I was sitting there at 3:10 when I read it...)

- Some come here to sit and think
I come here to shit and stink

- Cum here --> (it actually looked like there were cumstains on the stall...)

- Your mother is a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

Can't name any more off the top of my head. I'll come back when I think of some.
 
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I remeber now! I was on a trip to sacramento and we stopped at jack in the box just like 5 mins north of Los Angeles and a mexican wrote "This is Los Angeles bitch"
 
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#18
haha, i remember one a while back and it said, "this wall tastes good" or something like that. i almost pe'ed on the toilet paper :)
 

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On one side of the stall it said look left, and the other side of the stall it said look right. I have seen more can't remember though.
 
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#20
I remember standing at a stall, and there was a piece of paper on it that said something like, "Please leave the sanitizer bars (the little piece of soap) inside the urinals."

And below it was written in: "And try to keep your piss in them, too."

And of course in my school's bathrooms there's writing everywhere. I'll look for anything interesting tomorrow.