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Weirdest messages in bathroom stalls

Discussion in 'Everything/Nothing' started by Pig, Sep 29, 2005.

  1. Pig

    Pig Don't you go dying on me!

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    Post any strange messages you've read in bathroom stalls,

    Seen this one about 2 weeks ago.

    " I peed on this seat. "
     
  2. joka

    joka Im the black fairy!

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    Im gay and you don't know it....bitch.


    Don't sit down.
     
  3. Devastation

    Devastation Fac et Spera
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    Written on ceiling:

    I got it to go all the way up here.
     
  4. mech_rabbit

    mech_rabbit Han Solo Shot First
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    in a stall at my school a couple of years ago, in one stall a girl had written "I have a penis is a pickle jar" so my friend meghan goes and under neath it writes "holy shit, then where's the pickle?!" classic.
     
  5. eadgbe

    eadgbe It's ice cream, pervert.

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    "there once was a whore named annie
    whose prices were very uncanny
    a buck for a fuck
    fifty cents for a suck
    or a dime for a smack on the fanny"

    p.s. ^ finally some cool colors
     
  6. hosey

    hosey bannecl

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    Jenny - 867 5309
     
  7. MarkNucero44

    MarkNucero44 Buddy Rich mmm

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    I remember when I was 6 I saw "I had sex where your standing kid" at the top of a McDonald's playplace thing right over the slide.

    It will never be erased from my mind.
     
  8. RickJamesGhost

    RickJamesGhost blam blam blam

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    i actually found this classic on the side of the bathroom,"Man, a lot of people shit with pens" surrounded by swastikas and "kill the jews"
     
  9. buddahboi691990

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    I remember something smart actually written on a bathroom wall. There was a piece of sheet rock missing on the wall, and you could see the bricks that lay behind it. So someone wrote "Here lies fotunado" [/poe reference]
     
  10. Milkymilk

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    And the winner is...


    Mexican Space Shuttle


    on the side of a plastic porta potty.



    Another old favorite:

    Free Cowboy Hats

    on a paper toilet seat dispenser.
     
  11. DaDigits

    DaDigits Well-Known Member

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    "I am watching you......" and after that in differnt hand writing "GOD?"

    EDIT: Just rememberd one on a condom machine "Don't buy this gum it tastes like a balloon" I know its dumb but some one wrote it.
     
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  12. ndn_goat

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    The lock was broken in the place i was going to take shit in and beside it wrote "Microsoft Security". Then another person wrote "Apple sucks, Microsoft is better". Then I assume the same guy who wrote the first thing wrote "The only reason microsoft better is because their pc are cheap" and war between apple and MS kept going on and filled the door. I think a third guy came in and said "Linux owns all"
     
  13. Slug Moses

    Slug Moses Permium User

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    Giant block letters behind toilet:
    [size=+2]GOT BLUMPKIN?[/size]
     
  14. Tazer

    Tazer REMEMBER! STAY HYDRATED!

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    My favorite is the Bathroom Poetry

    Here I sit
    All broken hearted
    Tried to Shit
    But only farted

    Lucky Ass
    You had your chance
    Tried to fart
    And Shit my pants

    Here I sit In stinky vapor
    All because some asshole
    stole the toilet paper

    Shall I lie
    Shall I linger
    Shall I be forced
    To use my finger?
     
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  15. BaxterII

    BaxterII Commence Ball Tripping

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    i feel really sorry for jenny, she'll probably be getting a lot of phone calls
     
  16. dudeinanigloo

    dudeinanigloo Inventor of the High Five

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    Here are some that I've seen:

    - Unlimited
    Supply of
    Assholes

    ^^ :hilarious:

    - Here I sit all broken hearted - tried to shit, and only farted.

    - If you want some cock, come here after school at 3:10. (The odd thing was that I was sitting there at 3:10 when I read it...)

    - Some come here to sit and think
    I come here to shit and stink

    - Cum here --> (it actually looked like there were cumstains on the stall...)

    - Your mother is a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

    Can't name any more off the top of my head. I'll come back when I think of some.
     
  17. mr.wow

    mr.wow Asshat

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    I remeber now! I was on a trip to sacramento and we stopped at jack in the box just like 5 mins north of Los Angeles and a mexican wrote "This is Los Angeles bitch"
     
  18. a/k

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    haha, i remember one a while back and it said, "this wall tastes good" or something like that. i almost pe'ed on the toilet paper :)
     
  19. YankeesSuck

    YankeesSuck black and gold

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    On one side of the stall it said look left, and the other side of the stall it said look right. I have seen more can't remember though.
     
  20. anGus

    anGus n/a

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    I remember standing at a stall, and there was a piece of paper on it that said something like, "Please leave the sanitizer bars (the little piece of soap) inside the urinals."

    And below it was written in: "And try to keep your piss in them, too."

    And of course in my school's bathrooms there's writing everywhere. I'll look for anything interesting tomorrow.
     
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