What does it take to get banned?

I'm curious what it would take for the moderator to ban someone.
Let's try something:

KANISM SLEEPS WITH HIS MOTHER AND OTHER FARM ANIMALS.
KANISM IS A PEDOPHILE AND RECENTLY GAVE HIS NEIGHBOUR'S ROTTWEILER A HANDJOB.
KANISM IS SO GAY, HE LIKES TO INHALE HIS BOYFRIEND'S FARTS.
KANISM PAYS HIS UNCLE MONEY TO FINGER HIS ANGUS.
KANISM GAUGES ON HIS DAD'S BIG PURPLE COCK.
KANISM IS A FUCKING REDNECK WITH A MENIAL JOB AND TOO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS.
KANISM IS SO BORING, THE LOOK ON HIS FACE SAYS "MY ULTIMATE DREAM IS TO WORK IN A BOOK STORE OR LIBRARY".
KANISM LIKES TO TORTURE BUGS, BECAUSE IT GIVES HIM A SENSE OF POWER.
KANISM IS ALWAYS PICKED ON, BUT HE'S SO DUMB HE STILL THINKS HIS BULLIES ARE HIS FRIENDS.

I wonder wether this would be enough for a ban. Let's wait and see.

 

none of that gets you banned...

but, having multiple screen names does, Masturbanus, at IP Address of: 62.59.214.194. The host name is: dslam194-214-59-62.adsl.zonnet.nl.

let's see where you are located:

whois whois.ripe.net 62.59.214.194:

% This is the RIPE Whois server.
% The objects are in RPSL format.
%
% Rights restricted by copyright.
% See http://www.ripe.net/ripencc/pub-services/db/copyright.html

inetnum: 62.59.208.0 - 62.59.223.255
netname: ZONNET-CUST-ADSL-3
descr: Zon internet is one of the largest free ISP in the Netherlands
country: NL
admin-c: ZA134-RIPE
tech-c: ZA134-RIPE
tech-c: VT1029-RIPE
remarks: ------------------------------------------
remarks: For abuse issues please contact
remarks: [email protected]
remarks: ------------------------------------------
status: ASSIGNED PA
mnt-by: AS13127-MNT
changed: [email protected] 20021022
changed: [email protected] 20021218
source: RIPE

route: 62.58.0.0/15
descr: European Customer and internal transit prefix
origin: AS13127
notify: [email protected]
notify: [email protected]
mnt-by: AS13127-MNT
changed: [email protected] 20010104
changed: [email protected] 20010823
source: RIPE

role: ZONnet Administrator
address: Hullenbergweg 101
address: 1101 CL Amsterdam Zuidoost
address: the Netherlands
phone: +31 (0)20 7507772
fax-no: +31 (0)20 7507750
e-mail: [email protected]
admin-c: AZ260-RIPE
tech-c: AZ260-RIPE
tech-c: VT1029-RIPE
nic-hdl: ZA134-RIPE
remarks: -------------------------------------------
remarks: For abuse issues please contact
remarks: [email protected]
remarks: ------------------------------------------
notify: [email protected]
mnt-by: AS13127-MNT
changed: [email protected] 20021216
source: RIPE

role: VT HOSTMASTER
address: Hullenbergweg 101
address: 1101 CL Amsterdam ZuidOost
address: The Netherlands
e-mail: [email protected]
trouble: For ZON related abuse issues please contact [email protected]
trouble: For all abuse issues please contact [email protected]
admin-c: RVDK1-RIPE
tech-c: RVDK1-RIPE
tech-c: ROBH1-RIPE
tech-c: RW487-RIPE
nic-hdl: VT1029-RIPE
remarks: This is the Versatel hostmaster role
remarks: Please direct all queries to this role and *not* to person objects
notify: [email protected]
mnt-by: AS13127-MNT
changed: [email protected] 20001127
changed: [email protected] 20010302
changed: [email protected] 20010823
changed: [email protected] 20011204
changed: [email protected] 20020228
changed: [email protected] 20020517
changed: [email protected] 20020523
source: RIPE

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so, what we've learned is that not only are you from the netherlands...you are on a FREE dial up account and that [email protected] will be getting notified for your activities.

 

Thou hast been own'ed good sir!

 

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What does all that jibba jabba in Kanism's post mean? ....I'm not too knowledgable about computers..... .........and what exactly is this person doing wrong other than having multiple identities? Why are you contacting [email protected] ?

 

Ha!ha!ha!

Man I love this shit. You guy's crack me up.

 

you were so owned its not even funny.... good job!

 

Wow, he's cool!

 

the info provided is info on his isp provider...who I would contact along with his post time...the security tech with the isp would then go over the proxy logs to see who was logged in at that time and isolate the individual...at that time, he would have to enforce his company's anti-spam/harrassment policy and take action against this individual.

 

what if two people in the same family want different profiles?

 

notify a mod before the second account is created...we're not always assholes...well, they aren't...I really can't help that I'm an asshole...okay, I can...but, it's just more fun.

 

Tis true - I had two accounts for about 4 months. I only used one though. In my case it was more of a misunderstanding on my part.

 

Wooo hooo, Kane rules!!!

 

Sadly, the US did not win that war... Veterans be not proud.

 

words of a cum drunk spammer!

 

Come again?

 

in your mouth?