What is the dumbest thing you have ever heard?

Beldar

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In exact words..

"Yea my car is stock, makes around 200HP"

"cool"

"Im gonna take out my back seats tonight, that will give me about 10 or 15 HP."

"......................"
 
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HordePwnz

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Someone said we were getting a Best Buy in our town. Everyone fucking knows Best Buy is never going to be cool enough to place one here. Nearest one is like an hour away.
 
Aug 27, 2006
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The dumbest thing I ever heard was that if you eat a cockroach at sixflags with out throwing up you get to cut to the front of the line to go on a rollercoaster.:err:
 

ftbllplr

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ORY-GUN.
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Someone I graduated with drove all the way to the coast (about an hour and a half) so he could get one of those coast guard keychain necklace thing from a recruiting station or whatever and complete his set. He is joining the army, which is not so smart in its own right.
 
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HordePwnz

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Yeah, I was referred here by a friend. I troll the shit out of the WoW forums. I gotta adapt to Ebaums, but it seems to be going nicely.
 

SyntheticSocks

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Pumpkin Gets A Snakebite
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"You can make a hovercraft from a piece of wood. Just ONE PIECE!"

"Cirque du suli, it's like a circus but with people"

"You can not eat for a whole year and live"

"Frog"

*Phone makes noise* "oooOOooo I got a text message..........Is there to make my phone make a noise when i get a text?"

Me: Is 7up by coke or pepsi
Sister: Pepsi
Mom *10 seconds later: "Hey guys is 7up made by coke or pepsi?"
 
Oct 18, 2005
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flake, mn
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if it wasnt for my horse i wouldnt have spent that year in college.

seriously though: are primates mamals? are humans mamals?(from a girl at my work, she called me stupid when i explained how they both were.)
from the same girl.
that would be really cool if primates was pronounced primAPES, you know like how monkeys are APES, primAPES.
 
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My roomate was listening to this horribly country/western song that had the "Lyrics", something along the lines of "It's quarter 'till noon, and I want off work, so it's five o'clock somewhere".

In actuality, there isn't any quarter-hour time zones. In Texas, maybe.
 

colerain

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Aug 22, 2005
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Actually Paris Hilton asked what a WAL-MART.... Do they sell like walls or something... And no I do not watch the simple life. The only reason I know this is because of mother fucking Legendaryu2k said it all the damn time. Did he leave by the way?