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What is the dumbest thing you have ever heard?

Discussion in 'Everything/Nothing' started by coca-cola, Dec 11, 2006.

  1. coca-cola

    coca-cola Member

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    What is the dumbest thing you have ever heard?
    Someone told me that Canada is part of the United States.
     
  2. Beldar

    Beldar Don't croke smack

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    In exact words..

    "Yea my car is stock, makes around 200HP"

    "cool"

    "Im gonna take out my back seats tonight, that will give me about 10 or 15 HP."

    "......................"
     
  3. HordePwnz

    HordePwnz Guest

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    Someone said we were getting a Best Buy in our town. Everyone fucking knows Best Buy is never going to be cool enough to place one here. Nearest one is like an hour away.
     
  4. YouEnjoyMyself

    YouEnjoyMyself Fuck yeah
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    "In the Battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed"
     
  5. HordePwnz

    HordePwnz Guest

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    I think you win. :(
     
  6. bluflame

    bluflame Chillin'.

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    The screen name HordePwnz.

    Zerg FTW!

    EDIT: I don't play WoW, and therefore Don't have a side on Alliance v. Horde.
     
  7. RJCanty

    RJCanty 100% Grade A British Beef
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    "When's Oktoberfest?"
     
  8. penguinsrule21

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    The dumbest thing I ever heard was that if you eat a cockroach at sixflags with out throwing up you get to cut to the front of the line to go on a rollercoaster.:err:
     
  9. ftbllplr

    ftbllplr DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

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    Someone I graduated with drove all the way to the coast (about an hour and a half) so he could get one of those coast guard keychain necklace thing from a recruiting station or whatever and complete his set. He is joining the army, which is not so smart in its own right.
     
  10. HordePwnz

    HordePwnz Guest

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    Yeah, I was referred here by a friend. I troll the shit out of the WoW forums. I gotta adapt to Ebaums, but it seems to be going nicely.
     
  11. Deep Cover

    Deep Cover whagwan

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    It actually starts in September, so that question wasn't as dumb as it sounded.
     
  12. Chunk

    Chunk I got a Baby Ruth!

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    I think "MMMBop" was the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
     
  13. SyntheticSocks

    SyntheticSocks Scotchgaurd
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    "You can make a hovercraft from a piece of wood. Just ONE PIECE!"

    "Cirque du suli, it's like a circus but with people"

    "You can not eat for a whole year and live"

    "Frog"

    *Phone makes noise* "oooOOooo I got a text message..........Is there to make my phone make a noise when i get a text?"

    Me: Is 7up by coke or pepsi
    Sister: Pepsi
    Mom *10 seconds later: "Hey guys is 7up made by coke or pepsi?"
     
  14. coca-cola

    coca-cola Member

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    I got one The Simple life where Paris Hilton asks "Whats a K-Mart"
     
  15. D-roc

    D-roc Banned

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    Don't come runnin when you break your leg"
     
  16. psychotic n00b

    psychotic n00b Fcuk Normal.

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    if it wasnt for my horse i wouldnt have spent that year in college.

    seriously though: are primates mamals? are humans mamals?(from a girl at my work, she called me stupid when i explained how they both were.)
    from the same girl.
    that would be really cool if primates was pronounced primAPES, you know like how monkeys are APES, primAPES.
     
  17. bluflame

    bluflame Chillin'.

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    My roomate was listening to this horribly country/western song that had the "Lyrics", something along the lines of "It's quarter 'till noon, and I want off work, so it's five o'clock somewhere".

    In actuality, there isn't any quarter-hour time zones. In Texas, maybe.
     
  18. Stu Pidasole

    Stu Pidasole Well-Known Member

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    Not so dumb, It really happened back in October.

    Link

    /sp/
     
  19. Molson

    Molson Well-Known Member

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    its like 250 american. thats like 200 canadian

    - random blonde
     
  20. colerain

    colerain Active Member

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    Actually Paris Hilton asked what a WAL-MART.... Do they sell like walls or something... And no I do not watch the simple life. The only reason I know this is because of mother fucking Legendaryu2k said it all the damn time. Did he leave by the way?
     

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