What was your most EMBARASSING moment?

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ISLNDGRL

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[/COLOR] I was at a bead store with a friend when I received a call from my boyfriend asking me where was I and what was I doing... I told him where I was and being the naive person that I am - he asked me to ask the store clerk if they carried any BUTT BEADS (I did not know at the time what BUTT BEADS were) so I proceeded to ask the store clerk and she did everything she could not to laugh at me, but she couldn't help but laugh. My friend Stacie was also laughing hysterically and others in the store wanted to know what was so funny. When I got back on the phone all I could hear was his laughter as well. :@
 
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chubz

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Eating my birthday cake before blowing out the candles.

Ya, that really set the meaning for "goodness gracious, great balls of fire!!"
 
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ISLNDGRL said:
[/COLOR] I was at a bead store with a friend when I received a call from my boyfriend asking me where was I and what was I doing... I told him where I was and being the naive person that I am - he asked me to ask the store clerk if they carried any BUTT BEADS (I did not know at the time what BUTT BEADS were) so I proceeded to ask the store clerk and she did everything she could not to laugh at me, but she couldn't help but laugh. My friend Stacie was also laughing hysterically and others in the store wanted to know what was so funny. When I got back on the phone all I could hear was his laughter as well. :@

Well... at least you know what Butt-Beads are now anyway :p
 
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probably wen i was on holiday in spain wiv my mates. we all picked some poppies and brewed them to make tea, un beknown to me i was the only one who drank it, its a mild opiate btw. i was so out of it, that the holiday rep i had was "romancing" :D ended up trying to get me to the toilet to freshen me up wen i puked on her and it ran down her leg and in to her training boots, needless to say we never spoke for a while until me mates told her wot had happened :)
 

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In 3rd grade, we were going to have a "Wear your Pajamas to School Day." I didn't go to school the day before the pajama day, and they announced it had been cancelled, but the next day, I came back to school in my pajamas. Ya, I was the only one, pretty embarassing if you ask me.
 

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Right now I can't think of a really embarassing moment but I can remember something slightly embarassing that happened to me recently.

School dance. Hot girl. I grind with hot girl. I pop a boner.

Yeah that was pretty embarassing but it was worth it
 
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With me when i was in grd3 when i got out of the swimming pool in my school...my bathing sute slipped off...
 
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i used a racial slur during a middle school presentation sending a particular ethnic girl running out of the class room crying. at the time I didnt know what I said meant, but by far that was my most embarrasing moment
 

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mine was actually last weekend...... i was on a date and we were on our way to get some ice cream.... well i started driving in the general direction just talkin to her... then i just completely got lost.... in my own friggin town..... it's like a 10 min drive there from where we were and i got lost =P i felt pretty stupid.... took me about 5 min drivin around to remember
 
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marshalldylan10 said:
In 3rd grade, we were going to have a "Wear your Pajamas to School Day." I didn't go to school the day before the pajama day, and they announced it had been cancelled, but the next day, I came back to school in my pajamas. Ya, I was the only one, pretty embarassing if you ask me.
Like a year ago, I was watching the Disney Channel, and they had one of those things where the interview one of the kids, and for some reason I remember one of them saying that.
 
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i did this in 1995 very embarassing

my most embaressing time was when i got caught in a park in peterborough ont. back in 1995 i went to a park nearby in the early morning before everyone showed up in the main parking lot there was an outhouse for women with two toilets in it. so i went into the on and lifted the toilet seat and removed the base in the floor. i then lowered myself down into the hole into the tank that was half full of excrement. then i put the toilet seat back into place and waited for all the people to arrive. during the day i had about 50 women and girls use the toilet when this one lady came in to use the toilet and after she was done she looked down the hole and seen me, she screamed and went to call the police. they caught me later and everyone heard about this. it was on the news on tv and in the newspaper it was also on the internet at www.eye.net/eye/issue/issue_01.04.96/news/nak0104.htm this was true and very embaressing
 

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toilet said:
my most embaressing time was when i got caught in a park in peterborough ont. back in 1995 i went to a park nearby in the early morning before everyone showed up in the main parking lot there was an outhouse for women with two toilets in it. so i went into the on and lifted the toilet seat and removed the base in the floor. i then lowered myself down into the hole into the tank that was half full of excrement. then i put the toilet seat back into place and waited for all the people to arrive. during the day i had about 50 women and girls use the toilet when this one lady came in to use the toilet and after she was done she looked down the hole and seen me, she screamed and went to call the police. they caught me later and everyone heard about this. it was on the news on tv and in the newspaper it was also on the internet at www.eye.net/eye/issue/issue_01.04.96/news/nak0104.htm this was true and very embaressing

If that's true, you suck at life
 
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When I was 10, I was in California with my dad, step family, and brother and we decided to go to Tijuana for a day. So we take the bus down and walk around town for a while, then my stepmom gives me some Mexican chicklets. I start chewing on it, a while later I go to spit it out but for some unfathomable reason, I use my fingers and it gets stuck all over my fingers. I try to get it off, but it keeps intertwining and sticking to my fingers. My dad, brilliant as he is, gives me a tissue to help get it off. The tissue gets stuck and torn up in the gum and now not only do I have mexican chicklets on my hands, but tissue as well. Used, I might add. As there is no clean water in Mexico, and my family didnt trust the mexicans anyway, I couldn't get cleaned up for quite a while (nearly 5 hours). ever since then, my dad has made a point bringing up the incident about once a week.
 
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ISLNDGRL said:
I was at a bead store with a friend when I received a call from my boyfriend asking me where was I and what was I doing... I told him where I was and being the naive person that I am - he asked me to ask the store clerk if they carried any BUTT BEADS (I did not know at the time what BUTT BEADS were) so I proceeded to ask the store clerk and she did everything she could not to laugh at me, but she couldn't help but laugh. My friend Stacie was also laughing hysterically and others in the store wanted to know what was so funny. When I got back on the phone all I could hear was his laughter as well. :@
greatest.boyfriend.ever

wouldn't you have gotten some kind of idea what they were...i mean they have the word butt in them?

i cant remember mine :(
 

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ISLNDGRL, that's funny!
This isn't one of my embarrassing moments, so I'll tell it. :p
I and a boyfriend got one of my friends to go into a porn store for us once. I used to go in it but I guess I was too coked up and wasted to go in, and my boyfriend didn't like going in them. Anyway, we got her to go in and get us a couple of toys and you'd think they would just let you discreetly pay for them, but no. The clerk insisted on putting batteries in to make sure they worked! when she told us we laughed our asses off.
It must have really embarrassed her cause that was about 15 years ago and she still brings it up.
 
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ISLNDGRL

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greatest.boyfriend.ever

wouldn't you have gotten some kind of idea what they were...i mean they have the word butt in them?

i cant remember mine :(
No! Like I said... I was naive and not knowing what they were at the time.
 
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toilet said:
my most embaressing time was when i got caught in a park in peterborough ont. back in 1995 i went to a park nearby in the early morning before everyone showed up in the main parking lot there was an outhouse for women with two toilets in it. so i went into the on and lifted the toilet seat and removed the base in the floor. i then lowered myself down into the hole into the tank that was half full of excrement. then i put the toilet seat back into place and waited for all the people to arrive. during the day i had about 50 women and girls use the toilet when this one lady came in to use the toilet and after she was done she looked down the hole and seen me, she screamed and went to call the police. they caught me later and everyone heard about this. it was on the news on tv and in the newspaper it was also on the internet at www.eye.net/eye/issue/issue_01.04.96/news/nak0104.htm this was true and very embaressing
Haha, the girls initial intention was to look at shit. Dirty girl.
 

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When I was in sixth grade, my nuts itched horribly in the middle of social studies class, so I scratched 'em. Everyone in the room thought I was screwing around with myself. :D Luckily, it didn't spread. Everyone forgot about it within two days.

Also, when I was 4-ish, I got sad so I went up to my room and started talking to my fucking shoes. ( :confused: :eek: ) My brother and my cousin saw me and still joke about it to this day. XD