which actor sucks more dick?

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which actor sucks more dick?

  • Ben Affleck

    Votes: 5 38.5%
  • Hugh Grant

    Votes: 3 23.1%
  • Freddy Prince JR

    Votes: 2 15.4%
  • Brendan fraser

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Chevy Chase

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • Kevin (if the movie is 3 hours long then I want to star in it) Costner

    Votes: 2 15.4%

  • Total voters
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#1
Keanu Reeves sucks some dick too but I left him off cus of the first matrix movie and you know James Van Der Beek sucks mouths full but he narrowly missed this list cus of the movie "rules of attraction" which was pretty good.
 
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brainkandy87

#2
Well, I know for a fact (I heard it from my best friend's girlfriend's cousin's teacher) that Bob Barker sucks a mean one.
 
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brainkandy87 said:
Well, I know for a fact (I heard it from my best friend's girlfriend's cousin's teacher) that Bob Barker sucks a mean one.
only if the price is right :D
 
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bostich

#5
Freddy Prince JR sucks a fat nut. Not just any fat nut, an obese one with its own back rolls.
 
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#6
Ben "For some reason I think I'm the official spokesman of the Red Sox nation" Affleck is the gayest of the gay.
 
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yeah man, its true affleck's queerness is off the charts. However I had to go with chevy chase cause I was torchered with those gay "christmas vacation" movies every christmas for most of my childhood. In my house, chevy chase is like another word for gay sex. ill tell my friend, "you look like you want to have some chevy chase with him!"

Im a little surprised brendan fraser is getting ignored so far, blast from the past or george of the jungle not gay enough for u?
 
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#9
I haven't voted because I don't actually think that any of the actors in the list are that bad. I'm not particularly fond of certain kinds of movies they appear in but I don't think any of them play their parts that badly.

I'll tell you who really do suck cock as far as acting goes - Dolph Lundgren, Van Damme and Stallone. They may be able to throw their fists around, but their acting is atrocious!
 

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#11
Tool said:
Im a little surprised brendan fraser is getting ignored so far, blast from the past or george of the jungle not gay enough for u?
Brendan Frasier gets a pass because of "Airheads".
 
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DaIce72

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droogsteve said:
Brendan Frasier gets a pass because of "Airheads".
Very true...Also the first mummy wasn't that bad...I had to pick Kevin Costner because of FUCKING WATERWORLD. HORRIBLE. Also, I just don't like him...
 
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Kanism said:
I think Maynard of APC sucks the most dick...but, then again...I'm hetero...what do I know about that :D
OMG! I hope you die an excruciatingly painful death for that comment! Yeah, I mean so what if maynard dresses in drag sometimes during his live shows, He's still the shit! and nobody who's that cool can be considered gay. You woulnd't accuse the fonze of being gay would you?
 
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Citronic27 said:
I'll tell you who really do suck cock as far as acting goes - Dolph Lundgren, Van Damme and Stallone. They may be able to throw their fists around, but their acting is atrocious!
yes its true, dolph lundgren, van damme and stallone are 3 of the worst actors ever. However this is more of a list about..hmm if you see this actor in a movie, you know it sucks dick! For instance have you ever seen a good Freddy Prince jr movie? me neither, he's been in such classics as scooby doo, I know what you did last summer, I still know what you did last summer, summer catch, and she's all that. ugh.

Anyways cant put stallone up there because of Rocky alone, but not to mention Rambo! Dolph is horrible but gave a classic performance in rocky 4 ("I must break you!") and van damme...oh how could I have missed him :@
 
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Tool said:
OMG! I hope you die an excruciatingly painful death for that comment! Yeah, I mean so what if maynard dresses in drag sometimes during his live shows, He's still the shit! and nobody who's that cool can be considered gay. You woulnd't accuse the fonze of being gay would you?
you...get out of my inside joke ;)
 
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Tool said:
yes its true, dolph lundgren, van damme and stallone are 3 of the worst actors ever. However this is more of a list about..hmm if you see this actor in a movie, you know it sucks dick! For instance have you ever seen a good Freddy Prince jr movie? me neither, he's been in such classics as scooby doo, I know what you did last summer, I still know what you did last summer, summer catch, and she's all that. ugh.

Anyways cant put stallone up there because of Rocky alone, but not to mention Rambo! Dolph is horrible but gave a classic performance in rocky 4 ("I must break you!") and van damme...oh how could I have missed him :@
Well if the thread title actually meant what you said then I retract my previous statement. It wasn't clear though.

Based on the new meaning of the thread my opinion is that I think Ben Afleck is ok, Kevin Costner is ok, Chevy Chase is a clown but the Vacation movies are classics and Hugh Grant is a bit of a frip but the few movies I have seen in him have been reasonably entertaining. That leaves 2 - Brendan and Freddie. I'm not very clued up on either of their movies so I guess it's a tie.
 
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Tool said:
yes its true, dolph lundgren, van damme and stallone are 3 of the worst actors ever. However this is more of a list about..hmm if you see this actor in a movie, you know it sucks dick! For instance have you ever seen a good Freddy Prince jr movie? me neither, he's been in such classics as scooby doo, I know what you did last summer, I still know what you did last summer, summer catch, and she's all that. ugh.

Anyways cant put stallone up there because of Rocky alone, but not to mention Rambo! Dolph is horrible but gave a classic performance in rocky 4 ("I must break you!") and van damme...oh how could I have missed him :@

ui dunno stalone is ok and vandame did have some good movie's i used to like his movies when i was around 10 but now looking back on em makes em look so cheezy