Why do strangers talk to you?

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so im sitting in the plane aisle seat which i usually like cause the hot airstewerdess pass you and their ass and hip area brush up on my arm and it feels real nice however this time they were really ugly and skinny and their bony asses actually hurt my arm.

next to me are a couple sucking face the entire flight...im not jelous at all.

and then the guy on the other side starts talking with me which i found strange cause i always thought the aisle was a cut off zone and the person on the other side didnt talk but this one did. first asked me about the weather in stockholm and other BS. Then he asked about me and i said i did astronautics BIG MISTAKE, he started talking nonstop about planets and how interested he his in space and bla bla bla asking me stuff and i said dude im an engineer not an astronomist i just couldnt care less about this guy or the fact that they found water in uranus or other exoplanets.

So the entire flight is very bumpy even the take off. so we are about to land and the planes start doing 40degree side swings and theres like fucking 10kids crying like hell and i start getting agitated and i start getting a bit scared what if the pilot botches the landing what if hes drunk i hold on to the seat infront of me and we land safely but it was a hard fucking landing i think the back chassi cracked cause my ass is still huurting of that landing.

so anways we all get off the airplane and we are waiting for the airbus to take us to the exit terminal and the guy is back again asking me why we landed so far from the exit terminal and bla bla bla bla.
And then out of the blue he said. "you are very brave for flying when you are scared." My jaw kinda dropped everybody heard him and there were hot girls behind me he embarrassed the shit outta me. like seriously i wanted to kill him. fucker doesnt even know me and im not scareed of flying i fly about 8 times a year to visit my parents alone. i just said yaa and i look around and everybody is looking at me. fucking guy.

So what is it with stranger why do they have to talk to you seriously get a life fuckers!!!!
 

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Maybe he was deliberately attempting to cockblock you, and that's why he talked to you. He had an agenda, those girls were going to be his, not yours.

Next time, be the alpha and say "Dude, I'm not interested, nothing personal but I just want to be quiet". Anybody will just shut up and talk to somebody else.
 

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If you'd played your cards right you could've joined the mile high club.

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i'd say just act really passive-aggresively unpleasant, but it sounds like you got that covered. i don't know what else you can do with a douchebag like this guy without feeling like a total dick. so i guess that's your only option.
 
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as a kid a stranger offered me some free sweets...what type of person does that? i could hear kids in his van they obviously wanted more sweets, so i told him i was late for tea and to give them all my share. it was weird, half my class wasnt in school the next day, they must have gotten ill from eating too many
 
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he def cockblocked any future option i had of scoring any girl/woman waiting for the bus. he was a old bald guy i doubt he had any ulterior motives but who knows.
 
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He probably was afraid you were going to pull an Al Queda and jack the airplane so he was trying to get on your good side. Sounds like it worked too, because you decided not to blow up the plane after all :)
 
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I've had that several times HJ,

This is the most memorable one. I was on a packed train on my way to uni and this huge muscular black guy was reading a paper next to me. He was wearing a leather trench coat and had cornrows that were dyed blonde. He started pointing out articles in the paper to me to strike up a conversation. I started to get freaked out and got off at the next stop to catch another train. He got off at my stop so I walked off the busy platform and stood on the escalator. I looked back down the escalator and saw his walking up it looking at me. He reached me half way up the escalator and said "where are you going"? My heart started pounding. I said "I'm going to uni". Then he said "I think your good looking". Then he started walking up the escalator and waited for me at the top.

My heart sank and I thought something fucked up was going to happen. The guy gave me his business card and told me he was a porn director and asked me to contact him to be in one of his films :lmao:
 
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Probably just an air marshal trained to keep a real close eye on sand niggers, don't feel too bad about your experience, just be glad you didn't get hog-tied and locked in the bathroom.

HJ aren't you on the no-fly list? who's dick did you suck to get on that plane?

The guy gave me his business card and told me he was a porn director and asked me to contact him to be in one of his films :lmao:
The only thing he wanted to direct was his dick in your ass, stop looking so queer.
 
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I've had that several times HJ,

This is the most memorable one. I was on a packed train on my way to uni and this huge muscular black guy was reading a paper next to me. He was wearing a leather trench coat and had cornrows that were dyed blonde. He started pointing out articles in the paper to me to strike up a conversation. I started to get freaked out and got off at the next stop to catch another train. He got off at my stop so I walked off the busy platform and stood on the escalator. I looked back down the escalator and saw his walking up it looking at me. He reached me half way up the escalator and said "where are you going"? My heart started pounding. I said "I'm going to uni". Then he said "I think your good looking". Then he started walking up the escalator and waited for me at the top.

My heart sank and I thought something fucked up was going to happen. The guy gave me his business card and told me he was a porn director and asked me to contact him to be in one of his films :lmao:
that's crazy i had the same thing happen to me!

then i got molested in a bathroom stall
 
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I checked him online and his business was legit. This was years ago. There was no way I'd do it but I kept the card in my wallet for awhile just to show friends for the lols.