worst pick-up lines, ever.

FatBastard

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#1
thought we´d make a worst pick-up lines thread! just remember to tell if it worked...! :D

my best ones include:

1) (i was pretty drunk that day)
me: i have a small wiener
her: oh, well are you at least good in the sack.
me: no, i but it won´t take that long.
(did not work)

2)
"you sweat surprisingly little for being so fat"
(did not work)

then i heard that slash told his "worst" pick-up line. it was "Hi! i´m slash. wanna suck my dick"
(it worked, but then again, he´s slash so...)

i´ll fill in more, when i remember them... and hope my girlfriend won´t read these... :D

so, share the fun, tell us your worst lines!! i dare you to try my first one...
 
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Crackhead Ted

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I always just say.."whats up girl.. I gotta big dick and can fuck for hours. Wanna go back to the crib with me?"

ohh worst..

i don't know nothin bout that
 

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RaYmOnD said:
I like a large woman, more cracks to fuck :)
:eek: :eek:

But what about the crack they store Twinkeys and the otherone that has CORN! and the other one that has fungus growing.


So do you still like them?
 
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MaKaVeLi

#5
Lets have breakfast tomoroww. Should i call you or nudge you?

well it seemed funny the first time i heard it.......
 
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kickassman

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me: i like crack
her: really, drugs are bad
me: no shit, but i like a lot of it though
her: a lot of crack?
me: no, your fat
 
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RaYmOnD

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Dude Kaboom said:
Say; "Did it hurt?"
Girl; "Did what hurt?"
You; "When you fell from heaven?"

lol
If you are talking to a goth:

"Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"When you hit the floor comming up from hell."

They will be all over you.
 
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Drain Bamaged

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Here is a couple i heard a while ago.

You know you got 206 bones in your body? Want one more?

and

Boy: Want to come over my house for sex and pizza?

Girl: No

Boy: Whats the matter? Dont like the pizza?
 
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The Max

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Drain Bamaged said:
Here is a couple i heard a while ago.

You know you got 206 bones in your body? Want one more?
HAHA! I love it!
"Are you a hurricane? Cause you just blew me away!"
"Are you a volcanoe? Cause you are extremely hot!"
"Are you a whale? Cause you look like one!"
 

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That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.

Do you want to see something swell? :D

Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Smile if you want to sleep with me. :D

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Motion with your finger for a girl to come over, then say "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum." :D

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

I'd look good on you.

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? :D

Was your father a thief? 'Coz someone stole the stars from the sky to put in your eyes. ;)

Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

You must be tired... you've been running through my mind all night.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz I could see myself in your pants.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.

What's your sign?

Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?

You must be a broom because you're sweeping me off my feet.

Do you have a license? Because you are driving me crazy.

I gotta thrist and baby, you look like my gatorade.

Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.

Are you religious? Becuase you're the answer to all my prayers.

Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Help the homeless, take me home with you.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to compensate for certain shortcoming? Well, I don't even own a car.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?

Baby, somebody better call God, cause he's missing an angel!

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I'd marry your dog just to get in the family.

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

Someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

What is your favorite color? [wait for answer] Mine too!

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that I've been touched by an angel?

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Do you have sex with strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Do you take it up the ass?

Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!

I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

You might not be the best looking girl here,
but beauty is only a light switch away!
 
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KinkyKlown

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Jerky Turkey, I can see why you chose that as the worst pick up line ever......The girl you were using that one would be married with children by the time you finished with that monster.

As for the worst pickup line, Ill just make one up
"You look a lot like my cousin...........you want to go back to my house and see if you fuck like her also?"
 
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MaKaVeLi

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i heard my friend say this to a girl when he was drunk.

Is your family from space? cause your ass is outta this world

haha it actually worked though