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Worth a squirt?

Discussion in 'Everything/Nothing' started by Eksta C, Dec 11, 2006.

  1. Eksta C

    Eksta C There she blows!

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    Right...kinda weird situation:

    I'm pretty 100% sure I can get laid by my friends mum :eek:

    When I have been at his house waiting to come home some days, she has made hints and serious body language which to me has come across that she wants a fuck. E.g hand on leg, really touchy hugs..very strong sexual tension.
    I'm 18, she is 39. I would really like to slam her, shes pretty hawt.

    BUT its my friends mum.

    I would feel pretty bad, cuz if one of my mates slept with my mother I'm pretty sure I would cut their cock off with a brittle twig.

    Would you do it? and if you did would you tell anyone?



    Shes divorced btw.
     
  2. EvaMonkey

    EvaMonkey Little Brother

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    Do it, but offer your mother up as an even trade to your friend.
     
  3. Beeah

    Beeah Sufi

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    DO IT, DO IT MAN!!!!

    Whats the loss of one friend to drill a MILF!!! zomg!! Then when its all over, you can come on here and update us on how it was. Go hog wild all over the house, make sure to bend her over her sons bed!!!
     
  4. CheeseMonkeys

    CheeseMonkeys My 2004-2005 avatar

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    That is fucking brilliant! Do it! It is only fair.
     
  5. Eksta C

    Eksta C There she blows!

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    Notice I mention my friends mum was hawt.......Even trade would be my mum + 50k Cash. But good thinking.

    :help:
     
  6. JaMaiCa

    JaMaiCa Banned

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    This sounds like pure bullshit.

    Pics please.
     
  7. EvaMonkey

    EvaMonkey Little Brother

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    What level of hawtness are we talking about here? Jesica Alba 20 years from now hawt or Uma Thurman hawt?
     
  8. Eksta C

    Eksta C There she blows!

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    To be honest, I really couldn't care if anyone actually beleives me.
    All im looking for is peoples opinions, people who I don't know. If I were to ask anyone I do know it would have to be one of my girlfriends but their immiadite reaction would either thats sick OR you cannot do that to your friend....If I were to ask one of my guy friends they would just say slam it + they would tell my my mate whos mum it is what is going on...and then I would never get this chance.

    I'm really in two minds about this.

    Neither I'm afraid, but for a 39 yr old mother of two she has great body and a pretty face.
     
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    Hell yeah dude, Bang the shit out of the dirty hoe. Its not every day you get a chance to bang a Milf. You don't have to tell your friend either.
    Win-Win situation.
     
  10. liamg6486

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    I would seriously advise against it
    I made the terrible mistake of sleepin with my best mates mum a year ago
    Totally drunken mistake (she was hot tho) and both of us regretted it unbelievably
    She however felt guilty and told my pal,we aint pal's anymore needless to say and everyone else i know are scared to take me back to their houses
    Iv never regretted something so much in my life,and I think you will too
    Good luck tho,let us all know how you get on
     
  11. unrealmstr

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    Fuck her vagina
     
  12. Molson

    Molson Well-Known Member

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    maybe it was different cause you were drunk
     
  13. Toretto

    Toretto Nonpremius frequentriatus

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    she gives these "sexual signals" because she knows that you are actually gay and do her son in the butt, so you won't make a move on her anyway.

    btw we need pics...
     
  14. Eksta C

    Eksta C There she blows!

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    Its pretty blatently obvious im not going to post pics of my friends mum, You stupid cunt.
    Before you reply saying "I dont beleive you" as mentioned above I dont care, I didnt start this thread cuz I wanted respect from a 23 yr old Mancunian,Who resembles a crackhead, oh who also has pictures on his myspace of him doing oral poses to a haribo tube. :banghead:

    I started it because I wanted random opinions.


    Cheers for serious opinion.
     
  15. Ghostmaker

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    Do it! If he's a good friend, he should have no problem with you being his daddy.
     
  16. pomplemousse

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    Go for it. To be honest, you probably will lose your friend eventually anyway, either you will both lose interest in each other, or fall out or whatever, so go for it. Its not like he will find out anyway.
     
  17. Eksta C

    Eksta C There she blows!

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    :cool:

    Like the way you think, Valid point.

    Thinking about it, she has more to loose. If all her friends and family found out she would be frowned upon.

    I think if I'm there one day, and it flows naturally I dont think I will be able to say stop. :rolleyes:
     
  18. JaMaiCa

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    This is such bullshit lol. How old are you, what does the mom do? No respectable woman would fuck around with some highschool kid, and if she did it's cause she's mental. If she's "good looking" like you say she is she could go to a bar and get someone that's worthwhile. If it's true just stay away, you don't want poon from a woman who thinks a highschool kid is the best she can get.
     
  19. Eksta C

    Eksta C There she blows!

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    I'm 18, 19 just after christmas. She doesn't work at the moment I think she milked quite a bit of money in the divorce last year.

    Your right she could easily go and get another man, maybe she just wants to fuck a young guy? I dont rate myself at all but im not the uglyest guy out there.
     
  20. Enum

    Enum Mongoloid Love

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    I second that
     

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