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XD I just pwned my family

Discussion in 'Jokes & Soundboards' started by redsox0717, Sep 28, 2005.

  1. redsox0717

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    Ok, so I just took the biggest deuce of my life. We have this really old cat to, like it's about 17 I'd say.

    So anyways, after dropping my load, I needed someone to show, so I left it (all 3 parts of it) floating in the bowl. I yelled out to my family "HURRY COME QUICK THE CATS HAVING A SEIZURE IN THE BATHROOM", and pointed to behind the toilet.

    To quote my Dad, it was like a "Sumo wrestler used our toilet"

    Pwned/10
     
  2. Master. kirby

    Master. kirby 3r0923ujr02

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    dubya tee eff?

    i r teh confussed,
     
  3. Keeky

    Keeky Guest

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    me too... :confused:hout:
     
  4. refoops

    refoops no direction home

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    Yeah, What the heck are you on about?
     
  5. Henkie

    Henkie The original annoyance!

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    He showed his poo to his father :insane:
     
  6. Link

    Link Guest

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    All 3 parts? What do you usually do, eat one then flush the other two?
     
  7. Zooch

    Zooch Pop Lock & Drop it

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    Funny thing is, he doesn't have a cat.
     
  8. Pig

    Pig Don't you go dying on me!

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    Funny thing is, he doesn't have a toilet.
     
  9. OPP

    OPP N/A

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    Funny thing is that he doesnt even have a father.
     
  10. Manhoe

    Manhoe dance dude dance

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    you kinda lost me..... after the first word
     
  11. drag-on

    drag-on Noob

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    You pwned him when you came out of your womb.
     
  12. mr.wow

    mr.wow Asshat

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    Well I wanna see wat hes got to say with this! :D
     
  13. anGus

    anGus n/a

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    Woah cool he's his own mother!?
     
  14. fadetoblack5297

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    Your dad sounds pretty fag.

    FTB
     
  15. Spank666

    Spank666 Clinically proven
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    All this talk and no pictures? You fail.
     
  16. Reficul

    Reficul Guest

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    You suck!!
     
  17. evil penguin

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    I second that. :bang:
     
  18. Deep_Wood

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    Quoted for truth
     

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