XD I just pwned my family

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redsox0717

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Ok, so I just took the biggest deuce of my life. We have this really old cat to, like it's about 17 I'd say.

So anyways, after dropping my load, I needed someone to show, so I left it (all 3 parts of it) floating in the bowl. I yelled out to my family "HURRY COME QUICK THE CATS HAVING A SEIZURE IN THE BATHROOM", and pointed to behind the toilet.

To quote my Dad, it was like a "Sumo wrestler used our toilet"

Pwned/10
 

refoops

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Yeah, What the heck are you on about?
 
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redsox0717 said:
Ok, so I just took the biggest deuce of my life. We have this really old cat to, like it's about 17 I'd say.

So anyways, after dropping my load, I needed someone to show, so I left it (all 3 parts of it) floating in the bowl.
Pwned/10
All 3 parts? What do you usually do, eat one then flush the other two?
 

Zooch

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Funny thing is, he doesn't have a cat.
 

Pig

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Funny thing is, he doesn't have a toilet.
 
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Funny thing is that he doesnt even have a father.
 
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You pwned him when you came out of your womb.
 
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fadetoblack5297

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redsox0717 said:
To quote my Dad, it was like a "Sumo wrestler used our toilet"
Your dad sounds pretty fag.

FTB