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You're a dad and you bought a gun to protect the family, would you...

Discussion in 'Everything/Nothing' started by weister42, Dec 10, 2006.

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If you're a dad and you bought a handgun to protect the family, you would...

  1. not tell anyone until the day comes

    24 vote(s)
    19.7%
  2. tell your wife and tell her to not tell anyone else

    57 vote(s)
    46.7%
  3. tell your wife and kids about it and where it is

    19 vote(s)
    15.6%
  4. tell everyone you know including your neighbor with the annoying barking dog

    22 vote(s)
    18.0%
  1. weister42

    weister42 Banned

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    Poll time:wave:
     
  2. poonage_pimp

    poonage_pimp Fucking Assblaster...

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    well hurry and make it!
     
  3. Junkman

    Junkman Never taking the hat off.

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    Is this a joke?
     
  4. Mr. Heskey

    Mr. Heskey Resident Fucktard

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    I would shoot weister42 and rape his family for making an unentertaining thread.
     
  5. Zuken

    Zuken Lightly Toasted

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    i am still waiting for u to make it
     
  6. Devastation

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    I am a dad, and I own a gun.

    Edit: I have told my wife, and when my son is old enough (eight), I will tell him, but I would only tell my wife where it is.

    I would, however, not tell her where the ammunition is.
     
    #6 Devastation, Dec 10, 2006
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  7. weister42

    weister42 Banned

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    holy fuck how do people post in my thread before it's done!?!?!?!?:confuzed: :err:
     
  8. DarkTalon

    DarkTalon Devoted Christian

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    wow 75% of the people on this forum would shoot their spouse and have sexual intercourse with their bodies... that is somewhat disturbing...
     
  9. Dunce

    Dunce DJ Dunce, that is
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    I would tell my wife. Depends on how old the kids were. I would not tell anyone where it was.
     
  10. EvaMonkey

    EvaMonkey Little Brother

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    I'd tell everyone, wife, kids, neighbors, telemarketers, everyone... then I'll go on a huge killing spree, terminating everyone I told, 'till only I was alive to rule over my bairn wasteland of human corpses.
     
  11. Lividum

    Lividum Iroquois Plisken
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    Depends on the gun. If it's a Kalashnikov, then I wouldn't tell anyone until the day comes. If it's a hand gun, then I'd give it to my kids and tell them to have fun.
     
  12. Cousin Eddie

    Cousin Eddie My name is Dan Cooper

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    it would depend on the feelings (or irrational gun-hating feelings) of my wife & older kids(if I had any).

    So many women just irrationally hate guns.
     
  13. FonsecaWalls

    FonsecaWalls I came, I saw, I posted!

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    wow good poll, that was a toughy!

    But I'd keep it to myself, it's for emergencies right, no point in flashing it around unless you're a Texas nut. Better to keep it concealed, and when needed it'll be there, other people knowing will just create problems. And I wouldn't want my wife to look at me knowing I have a gun stored. I just wouldn't want that.
     
  14. theC

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    I wouldn't buy a gun to protect my family. I'd buy a gun to make me look cool.
     
  15. scrübbb

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    I'd stick it up my butt.
     
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    I wouldn't keep it a secret. I wouldn't brag about it, but it's not like I would mind people knowing. I'm not going to sneak it to the car and lie about where I'm going when I go to the range.

    I'd also be very confused about why I was suddenly male.
     
  17. ThePope

    ThePope Currently Menstruating.

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    Who buys a gun to protect your family? Just buy a couple agressive unpredictable dogs like a normal person.
     
  18. Natedawg1848

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    Where is the option of telling your kids but not telling your wife? I would hide it in my child's dresser or in their toy closet. Loaded of course.
     
  19. Cousin Eddie

    Cousin Eddie My name is Dan Cooper

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    Yeah... I think the ONLY reason to tell the wife is ONLY if she is capable (mentally & physically) of using it IF the need arises. This means she needs training on how to use it.

    The husband too.

    And if you are not going to tell anyone, then make a GOOD hidden compartment to hide it from everyone (but one you can access when you need to).
     
  20. weister42

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    I would tell my wife cause ya know, if she finds it she'll be all mad and I'll have to explain and go through unnecessary drama and beer afterwards.

    Kids with guns? Not cool cause what if they shot me say, in the nads?
     

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